
Coolest Cats in the Land (Part 8)
[Intro] [Muted, distant 1950s radio static and vinyl crackle] [Low guitar riff plays in the background] [Spoken Word - Enthusiastic 1950s Radio DJ voice]: "Alright all you cats and chicks out there, turn up your dials! This is DJ Lucky Lawrence spinning the hottest wax in town! We got a brand new shaker that’s gonna rattle your bones! Are you ready to roll? One, two, let's rock!" [Volume explosion, music gets loud and clear, double bass slapping hard] (Well-ell-ell... uh-huh!) [Verse 1] The jukebox glows in neon red and blue, I grab m-m-my girl, the best in view. Her petticoat is spinning 'round and 'round, If you ain't moving, get out of this town. My pompadour is greasy, locked in tight, This r-r-rhythm's gonna keep us up all night! (Ah-ba-ba-go!) [Chorus] [Driving slap bass, heavy handclaps] We’re gonna rock 'n' roll all through the night, Because this crazy b-b-beat just feels so right! Spin around, baby, come on take my hand, We are the coolest cats in all the land. Yeah, shake it, honey, (uh-huh!) let it rip and fly, We're gonna rock until the morning sky! [Verse 2] A cherry cola sparkling in a glass, My leather jacket shines, we're moving fast. The DJ drops another heavy track, There is no st-st-stopping, no turning back. My blue suede shoes are burning on the floor, We're shouting, screaming, begging him for more! (Ooh, honey-hey!) [Chorus] We’re gonna rock 'n' roll all through the night, Because this crazy b-b-beat just feels so right! Spin around, baby, come on take my hand, We are the coolest cats in all the land. Yeah, shake it, honey, (uh-huh!) let it rip and fly, We're gonna rock until the morning sky! [Bridge] [Guitar drops out, heavy driving snare beat with handclaps] Hold on tight, it's getting ri-ri-right hot, Give it every single little thing you got. The piano's burning up beneath the keys, This r-r-rhythm's got me down upon my knees! (Ready? Set? Well, let's rip it up!) [Instrumental Solo] [Furious, fast 50s electric guitar solo, crazy echo effect] (Go, Johnny, go-go-go!) [Drums rolling fiercely] [Chorus] [Maximum energy, full band explosion] We’re gonna rock 'n' roll all through the night, Because this crazy b-b-beat just feels so right! Spin around, baby, come on take my hand, We are the coolest cats in all the land. Yeah, shake it, honey, (uh-huh!) let it rip and fly, We're gonna rock until the morning sky! [Outro] [Guitar riff finish, final big drum crash] Yeah, that's rock and roll, b-b-baby! (Uh-huh!) [End]

