A cool Fall night And it feels just right If you know what I mean Just smell the air The wind in your hair The perfect Halloween. The full moon's shine Is so divine The whole thing's really neat In the parking lot It's time to stop For a good ol' trunk-or-treat! Come on up, the candy's fine Say the words then stick out your hand It's simple, you see, to earn candy It's a trunk-or-treat, my friend! (la da da da da da da da da) (da da da da da da da da da) I pick my spot secluded parking lot Just because I'm shy It's my first one Jitters 'ain't no fun Please don't ask me why So I finally park Just when it gets dark Set out my bowls of junk. The kids arrive They'll be so surprised When they see what's in my trunk! Come on in, the candy's fine Say the words then stick out your hand It's simple as can be to earn candy It's a trunk-or-treat, my friend! (la da da da da da da da da) (da da da da da da da da da) (la da da da da da da da da) (da da da da da da da da da) (la da da da da da da da da) (da da da da da da da da da) With the kid's packed up I get my car backed up Next to the river bed One by one They try to run But I stop them instead (now they're gone) (They're all dead) This was so much fun I think for everyone I might do it again next year Y'all come on back Grab you a snack You got nothin' to fear It's free candy Don't worry Even if you hear a clunk Just come around Come on down and see what's in my trunk! Step on in, the candy's fine Say the words then stick out your hand It's too easy to earn candy It's a trunk-or-treat, my friend! (la da da da da da da da da) (da da da da da da da da da) I think I'll do it again! (la da da da da da da da da) (da da da da da da da da da) It's a trunk-or-treat, my friend!