Send In The Clowns (Remix)

[verse] Jenny lacked direction - no clear goal. Never wanna do anything she’s told. Interest in money, like how it folds Dancer in the circus, and I’m the pole Raised by a mom and an absent dad Not lean, so her self-esteem was real bad Met her on Tinder, her vibe was kinda hippy Said she had her fortune prophecised by a gypsy Showed me a press clipping Her undressed - skinny dipping Asked me for my package and offered to pay the shipping I asked if she was tripping - felt my pants unzip Quit my quipping but felt there were some steps that we skipped Chilling out, watching my band - pump loud Thinking bout, maxing my grand - cash clout Speaking doubt, fessin my scam - snitch proud She in town, holding my hand - re route Now she down, waxing my gland - stout pout Fuck around, then understand - find out I’m broken - she bent, but unbowed, frown Painted knows I’m down to clown when the circus in town Big on the top - she trapezing my jock Don’t love the red nose but I’m digging the frock Winding up my handle - jack in the box Blowing balls out the cannon, now I’m feeding a fox Doing tickles on her belly while I’m teasing the back Lion no pride but I’m taming the act Cracking the whip - send her back to her stool She be licking her lips - wet spit to drip drool Kibble and bits - sustained by my tool Illest equipped - preferred to skip school Don’t wanna be degrading - she passed my exam Top marks - all four Os and both hands Confused about the fourth one? You shouldn’t be Here’s a clue - 8 letters and it starts with a P Can you use it in a sentence? Errr, ok, wait - A Texan liking Texas is pro state. Definition? Male anatomy Say it with me: P-R-O-S-T-A-T-E. Reality of the fact is that the gender don’t matter. You can like what you like - fat, tight, bumpy or flatter Don’t feel the need to rat on someone taking a slash People are just trying to piss and you inspecting the pants? Mad as a hatter, so thirsty to be spilling the tea “You must prove lack of a willy, before you may pee” The university of life should rescind your degree Human beings relieve themselves - get in the sea. It's OK to share spaces with other genders and races That settled? Great, can we get back to the midway? She tryna bowl me over but my coconut: shy I'm playing whack a mole but the hole went: dry I was starting to question my identity as a guy Until she smashed my face in her custardy pie Running the show - call me the Ring Master Kneading the dough - tryn'a copy my pasta Cooking the flow - prime bars toastin at ya Han to Greedo - too fast with the blaster Gastrolithic mystery - gizzard is stone Cold blooded Komodo, yo, I roll lone In my swamp home, waiting for a lady to chomp Like a sexual Shrek trying to find his donkey Pretty fly for a honkey, cos I'm bringing the raunch In the cockpit of her shuttle and I'm ready to launch Don't hear no rebuttal cos I'm holding the conch Lord of the Flies, Simon says like Pharoahe Monch Not saying she's a piggy but I'm breaking her specs Monster in the jungle and it’s coming for sex Paying? I’m a DJ - I bounce cheques And baby if you taking credit, then I'm shipping the wreck No cash, no house, I live in this caravan With a bearded lady and the elephant man We roll deep with the freaks, yeah we filling the seats Cos all the normies from the street gotta get a good peep Well peep deez nuts - think you ain't weird Call her your girlfriend, she's really a beard Hanging with your buddies, drinking your fear See you scrolling on Grindr - closet case of the year. No names, no spillin, not calling you out That's not the kind of dissing that Mabozza Richi's about I like to hold up a mirror, let you question yourself: Fuck, Marry, Kill: a dwarf, a hobbit and an elf? I'm sending my fellowship to Galadriel's ring Tearing into Two Towers like Return of the King The helm's deep, hearing shrieks at the breach, Not him as well It's Elrond - bellended hubby from Rivendell Won't even join in - he's only here for the smells Frying pan to the fire, I'm ringing the bell. OK. Show’s over! Gold? Struck it Walk around the audience, shaking my bucket Taking donations for the girl from Nantucket Shaky take off, but the landing? Stuck it. [hook: Entrance of the Gladiators] This is the sound of Mabozza Richi Too many words and a tad too pitchy Write something normal Chill and informal With a female character who isn't really bitchy