[Intro] Bottom of the third I’ve been waiting in that line Sun beating down But victory was mine Got the napkins Got the tray Heard the angels start to play First bite coming up… Everything was gonna be okay… …No. [Verse 1] It slipped It slid It happened too fast One tragic moment Now it’s all in the past Mustard on the pavement Bun upside down I just stood there staring At the worst day of my life right now People keep walking Like nothing’s wrong But my whole world ended Between the bun and the lawn [Band stops] [Spoken:] Five second rule? This is a stadium. That rule does not apply. [Chorus] I DROPPED MY HOT DOG ON THE GROUND ON THE GROUND Waited in that line so long Now it’s face down, hope is gone I DROPPED MY HOT DOG FIRST BITE FIRST BITE Didn’t even get a taste Now it’s rolling into third base [Verse 2] Got the ketchup Got the drink Got everything I need I think Sat down Turned around And gravity betrayed me now A guy said “man that’s rough” Yeah thanks, that helps a lot You try waiting twenty minutes Just to watch it hit the parking lot I got no hot dog I got no bun I got no reason To go on [Band stop] I mean I’ll go on… but like… sadly. [Chorus] I DROPPED MY HOT DOG ON THE GROUND ON THE GROUND Stadium lights shining down On this tragedy I found I DROPPED MY HOT DOG FIRST BITE FIRST BITE I was so close to happiness Now it’s covered up in sadness [Bridge – Spoken Dramatic] [Music cuts out] I waited… Three innings… I stood in that line… Behind that guy… With the ten-person order… I said “just ketchup and mustard”… That’s all I wanted… First bite… That was the moment… And now it’s… Face down… On the concrete… I don’t think I’ll ever be the same. [Final Chorus] I DROPPED MY HOT DOG CAN’T GO BACK CAN’T GO BACK If I knew then what I know now I would’ve held that hot dog flat I DROPPED MY HOT DOG THIS IS A DISASTER Somebody tell the vendor I’m gonna need another [GANG VOCALS:] ANOTHER ONE! ANOTHER ONE! ANOTHER ONE! [Outro] [Music slows slightly] [Final line] [Spoken:] Next time… I’m getting nachos.
