[Start of song] (speak this part like a hot russian bimbo and breathe sexy) Privet, darlings... like, oh my god. (play a really loud guitar squeal here) I traded the freezing snow for the blinding sun. They look at me and think I'm just a plastic toy... Like totally, whatever! Let them. *sexy moan* [screamo verse 1] (growl this part really deep with fast drums) РОССИЯ-МАТУШКА! Я ЛЮБЛЮ ТВОЙ НАРОД! (squeal) НО ВАШЕ ПРАВИТЕЛЬСТВО — ЭТО ПРОСТО УРОД! IRON FISTS, DICTATORS, AND THE BITTER COLD! (pinch harmonic) Я ОСТАВИЛА ВСЁ ЭТО! I BROKE THE FUCKIN’ MOLD! NOW I’M POURING SHOTS BEHIND A NEON BAR! LIKE SOME SORTA FOREIGN SUPERSTAR, YEAH I'VE COME SO FAR! (weird guitar chord) (pre corus - sing normal but super breathy and high) *gasp* Like, the sunny white beaches are literally so cute... Southern hospitality is, umm… an absolute hoot? I slip into my itty bitty micro bikini, weaponized blonde waves and ice blue gaze. I’m the lethal supermodel and they worship the ground I walk on. But they think my brain is empty... [CHORUS!!!] (scream super high pitched and loud guitars) (squeal!) But I taste the freedom! No more winter, no more chains! Sunshine kisses running through my veins! (squeal!) Look at the locals and tourist drooling and staring at me and what I wear! I'm a heavy metal Barbie and I just don't fuckin’ care! [guitar solo 1] (make it sound like jack simmons from slaughter to prevail. play lots of fast notes and squeals and use a whammy bar) (heavy breathing) [death metal verse 2] (deep voice and chugging guitars) THEY SEE THE HEELS! THEY SEE THE CHEST! I'M A MASTERMIND OUTPERFORMING THE REST! (guitar gets fuzzy) KEEP YOUR GOD DAMN OLIGARCHS AND YOUR FROZEN CONCRETE! I’VE GOT THE FLORIDA HEAT AND THE WORLD AT MY FEET! (dirty squeal) [bridge] (whisper this part over a bass guitar and toms) Like, do you miss the snow? Ew, no!!! Do you miss the Kremlin? Literally never. I’ll totally take the beach... like, forever. (sexy sigh) [instrumental break down] (make a really heavy groove here in drop A tuning and then drop it down to drop G. do lots of double kick drums and a pingy snare drum. make it sound super chaotic and raw with lots of guitar feedback before the beat drops) [MASSIVE BREAKDOWN] (silence...) (base drop!) (roar really loud like a demon) NO! MORE! SNOW! BLEGH! (play really slow heavy guitars) (squeal) FUCK THE COMMIES! DRINK TO THE SUN! (squeal) THIS BARBIE'S GOT THE TITS AND THE SHOW'S JUST BEGUN! BOW DOWN TO THE SUNSHINE QUEEN—Blegh! (lots of guitar squeals) (moan really loud over the heavy guitars) [End of song] (giggle and talk with vocal fry) На здоровье, Флорида. Чаевые на бар, мальчики... Like, um… you're welcome—Hehehe~ Uhhh~uhhh~UHHH~YES! (fade out with a sexy moan and guitar feedback) [Stop]
