[cheeky pop song with British accent] [Intro — skate wheels, handclaps] You know Alice? Roller-skating Alice? Ohhh, Alice. [Verse 1] Alice is a roller-skating girl Eight wheels down and around she whirls Ask if she’s ready, she knows what to say “I was born ready!” Then she’s on her way. Round that corner, quick as you please Wind in her hair, she leaves a breeze. She’s got one little problem, far as we know Alice was born with no setting for slow She’s always ready to go. That’s Alice! [Chorus] Roller-skating Never-waiting Always Ready Alice Round and round Wheels on the ground Always Ready Alice [Verse 2] Alice loves noodles, any old kind Big bowl in front of her? Never you mind Some say if you laid all her noodles end to end They’d stretch from London to Paris and back again That’s ridiculous. Alice says, “Of course it is ridiculous.” [Chorus — builds] Noodle-eating Roller-skating Never-waiting Always Ready Alice She’s got the knack For a clickety-clack Always Ready Alice [Verse 3] Pokémon card in the pocket of Alice Roller-skate scar and a roller-skate callus Give her some noodles in a golden chalice She’d slurp them in Buckingham Palace Wednesday comes — we know the drill DuckyBear sings, Alice can’t sit still Big Booty Judy, start to end It’s her Favourite song by her favourite friend [Break — handclaps, rolling wheels] Ready to skate? “…Duh…. Do you really have to ask?” Ready for noodles? “Always” Ready for bed? “No thanks, I’ll stay up instead!” [Final Chorus — building faster] Noodle-eating Judy-singing Roller-skating Never-waiting Clickety-clacking Always Ready Alice Chalice in a palace Roller-skate callus She’s as bright as the Aurora Borealis! Is that Alice? “That’s Alice!” Is she ready? “She was BORN READY!” [Outro — wheels rolling away] Oh there she goes. See you later Alice.
