Slow and Heavy Headbanger

*AI has been giving me a lot of cursed images lately* A long time ago in a town not so far I heard about this heavy jammin' band They told me that it goes real slow But it'll still break your neck I didn't believe it 'til I went to a show Then the guitarist played that low E note He played it real fast and he played it real slow And the next thing I knew my neck was broke It's a slow, And heavy, Headbanger I left the show in a neck brace It was the greatest night of my life I just had to spread the word So I told everyone I knew I told my mom I told my dad I told my friends I told my cat They were like "Man You sound like a broken record" And I said "Hell yeah I'm broken!" It's a slow And heavy Headbanger Even slow we're in the pit, all grind and stomp The riff hits hard, watch the Sterno pop Lights went red, before the tempo died Kept bangin’ our heads And nobody cried! Chug… chug-chug… CHUG-CHUG-CHUG! Yeah “Feel the weight! Embrace the strain! Bang 'til your neck forgets the pain!” The traps won't see mercy No Splenius cure The groove is slow But the damage is pure Snap, crackle, pop That’s my spine Doctor said, I’ll never realign But I don’t care, I’m doin’ fine Learned to bang to metal In HALF TIME! It’s a slow And heavy HEADBANGER! It’ll bend your will And tweak your spine But it brings me back Every time If you see me in the crowd With a crooked grin, and my head bowed down Don’t ask me why I’m limpin’ through I just did what all the bangers do It’s a slow And heavy HEADBANGER!