**[Verse 1]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| Let passengers exit before entering. This isn't a tactical fucking invasion. **[Backup Robots:]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| *(EXIT FIRST! EXIT FIRST!)* Face forward. Turning around creates distrust. **[Backup Robots:]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| *(FACE FORWARD! NO TRUST!)* Press your floor button once. The elevator heard you. **[Backup Robots:]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| *(ONCE IS ENOUGH! ONCE IS ENOUGH!)* Do not jump. Gravity is already busy. **[Backup Robots:]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| *(GRAVITY BUSY! STAND THE FUCK STILL!)* Respect personal space. You're not sharing a damn sleeping bag. **[Backup Robots:]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| *(STEP BACK! STEP BACK!)* Keep hands, bags, and emotional support noodles Away from the doors. **[Pre-Chorus]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| In case of fire, use the stairs. The elevator has abandonment issues. **[Backup Robots:]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| *(USE THE STAIRS! IT HAS ISSUES!)* Do not exceed maximum capacity. The groaning isn't fucking encouragement. Stare at the floor numbers. Eye contact starts cults. **[Backup Robots:]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| *(NO EYE CONTACT! NO NEW CULTS!)* **[Chorus]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| Keep conversations quiet. Nobody gives a shit about your cousin's rash. **[Backup Robots:]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| *(SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!)* Remove giant backpacks. They don't pay rent. Don't hold the elevator For someone in another ZIP code. **[Backup Robots:]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| *(THEY MISSED IT! LET THEM WALK!)* Do not fart. This is a sealed metal memory. If someone farts, remain silent. The investigation has already fucking begun. **[Backup Robots:]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| *(SILENCE! ANALYZING GAS!)* **[Verse 2]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| Do not think about the basement. **[Backup Robots:]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| *(BASEMENT DETECTED! THOUGHT CRIME!)* Floor 13 has been discontinued. If the lights flicker, continue smiling. **[Backup Robots:]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| *(SMILE! SMILE! SMILE!)* Ignore any extra passengers. If the elevator speaks, don't answer. **[Backup Robots:]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| *(DO NOT RESPOND! DO NOT RESPOND!)* If you arrive at a floor you didn't select, Get the hell out immediately. **[Bridge]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| Never press the red button Unless it presses you first. **[Backup Robots:]**|Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| *(RED BUTTON ARMED! RED BUTTON WATCHING!)* Blink responsibly. Do not inspect the ceiling. If the doors open to complete darkness, Act fucking normal. **[Backup Robots:]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| *(NORMAL! NORMAL! PERFECTLY NORMAL!)* **[Final Chorus]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| Exit quickly. **[Backup Robots:]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| *(EXIT! EXIT! EXIT!)* The elevator remembers. Exit quickly. The elevator remembers. Exit quickly. The fucking elevator... **[Backup Robots:]** |Rising arpeggio loop | octave-layered risers | never-resolving tension| *(REMEMBERS! REMEMBERS! REMEMBERS!)* Remembers.
