[Verse] In the kitchen, things went awry, something's off with the holiday dish, oh my! Here comes the new year, stomachs rumble, and farts abound for all to hear! [Chorus] Happy Poo Year, Happy Poo Year, May we find a bathroom, oh dear, oh dear! Lines for the loo, stretching far and near. Accidents abound, from out their rear! [Verse] Pooping in the living room, behind the couch, someone's hiding with a crouched slouch. Happy Poo Year, Happy Poo Year, In closets and gardens, oh dear, oh dear! Happy Poo Year to you!
