Zak said "I heard about a new place, let's go check the scene" I thought "why not? There's nowhere in this town I haven't been" We rolled up, place looked like a bore Weird tunes oozed from inside And when Zak pushed wide the door Those tunes tried to rape my mind "Jesus fuck!", I screamed into Zak's ear "Is there a fucking circus in here?" I got the fear in my own town The fuck was happening? I yelled: "Look out for those clowns!" And then Zak started to sing Oh baby, this needs a chorus! Get loose and start to twerk A dance track, without a chorus? Well, that would never work! I let out a manly scream In slow-motion horror dream I syruped towards the door Broke the code, broke it bad Zeroed my wingman score Left the best friend that I had Outside I sprawled, away from that beat And was just starting to calm down But instead I struggled to my feet Must watch for fucking clowns A weird feeling, or maybe the acid I couldn't just leave Zak inside I'm out here like a dick - but flaccid And anyway, he's my fucking ride Oh baby, this has a chorus! Get down, don't be a jerk A dance track, without a chorus? Fuck, I'd rather be at work! Well since I'm here, I may as well get into the swing of things... Lemme see...guess I could ad-lib some vocals... Nah, I wouldn't know what to say Oh baby, I love this chorus! It's like some secret perk! A dance track, without a chorus? Would never fucking work! "See you in hell, clowns!" "Man, I'm sorry I left you in there with those clowns" "What the fuck are you talking about, dude?" "What the fuck are you talking about?"
