DIO TOMA — NA HIM BE THIS Ajuju-SQ [Intro] Ajuju-SQ! Omo! Omo! Omo! Holy Land, make una gather! Who dey come? Dio Toma! 😂 Na him be this! [Verse 1] Dio Toma get statue for him room The statue dey watch him when he dey sleep He wake up, say “Good morning, chairman” Nobody know who be chairman! 😂 Every year, another round house Dio Toma dey build another round house We ask am, “Dio, who go stay there?” He say, “I never know, just leave am!” 😂 Monday — foundation Tuesday — construction Wednesday — decoration Thursday — another location! Friday — Dio disappear Next year — another house appear! [Pre-Chorus] Dio, slow down! He say, “I no fit!” Dio, what you dey build? He say, “Mind your business!” 😂 [Chorus] Dio Toma! Na him be this! Dio Toma! Na him be this! Statue for the bedroom Round house for the compound! Dio Toma! Na him be this! Nobody fit predict this! Today he quiet like a mouse Tomorrow he dey build another house! 😂🔥 [Verse 2] One day we see small goat for his bag We say, “Dio, why goat dey inside your bag?” He say, “Nothing, just leave am!” Even the goat dey look am like, “My guy, explain!” 😂 We follow am left, we follow am right Goat dey inside like VIP passenger Dio no talk, goat no talk Na only Holy Land dey ask question! [Chorus] Goat inside the bag! Who put am there? Dio Toma! Ask am, he no care! 😂 Statue in the room! Who put am there? Dio Toma! Everywhere na surprise! [Verse 3] If Shat Man get something, Dio go appear “Shat Man, my brother, how much today?” He buy am, then turn to you and say: “Native tobacco? Go find your own!” 😂 Dio Toma no dey do delivery Everything get separate responsibility You get your own, I get my own Everybody go carry him own! [Verse 4 — The ₦500 Case] One morning Dio come with announcement: “Shagbaor Ekete break my status!” We say, “Dio! Wetin Ekete do?” He say, “I owe am five hundred!” 😂😂 Five hundred?! Five hundred naira?! Dio don become investigator! “Na Ekete, I know am!” Ekete say, “Dio, pay my money!” Dio say, “You don break my status!” Ekete say, “Give me my ₦500!” Dio say, “Case still dey under investigation!” 😂🔥 [Breakdown] Who build the house? Dio Toma! Who own the statue? Dio Toma! Who carry goat? Dio Toma! Who owe Ekete? Dio Toma! 😂 Who break the status? EKETE! 😂😂 [Final Chorus] Dio Toma! Na him be this! This guy na walking comedy! Round house, statue, goat and ₦500 Every day another story! Dio Toma! Na him be this! Holy Land don tire for this! If money dey, he dey active If money no dey, he dey peaceful! [Outro] Ajuju-SQ! Dio Toma! Leave the man alone! 😂 Statue dey watch am… Goat dey travel… Round house dey multiply… Ekete dey find ₦500… Dio Toma shout: “EKETE BREAK MY STATUS!” 😂🔥 Na him be this! Dio Toma!
