Modest Marmoset

[Verse] Salt water enema A tropical treat for me Scramble my eggs While my dogs in surgery Gambling my rent away Using grandma's birthday card money Pet Wombat Immortal combat And I wet myself again The people on the bus will laugh at me Dip my antidepressants in egg nog Cuz dairy fixes everything [Chorus] Mother do you smell me I'm sweating onions again Falling though the cracks Least my colostomy bags in tact [Verse] Pickle the eggs Boil your gym socks Sometimes it's better to have no plan Blueberry scented vaginal suppositories Passed down through the years Help me stop eating butter Benjamin Franklin [Bridge] Wipe my ass with the sun Piss my pants just for fun Got some scratch tickets and a bad case of the shingles I am not God but rather a dog in heat searching for meat [Repeat Chorus x 2] [Nonsensical scat crescendo] [Noise blip] [End]