[Verse 1] I got my cardigan in Cardiff But I got my car in Carmarthen And I had my fun in Barafundle Bay Yes, I drove my car into the water And I floated out to sea, to see the swans But my car got mold in Wrexham And it wrecked my upholstery I got my cardigan in Cardiff But I got my car in Carmarthen And I had my fun in Barafundle Bay [Verse 2] Gomer Pyle sang "Help me, Rhonda" Which dried out my car And Tim Buckley drank Flint tap water Rest in peace, Tim I got my cardigan in Cardiff But I got my car in Carmarthen And I had my fun in Barafundle Bay Edgar Broughton was on my bed And Ruth was in my bathroom The bells of Rhymney rang out till the string was cut And the clappers stuck, the clappers stuck Hal Blain provided the beat, boom, boom [Verse 3] I got my cardigan in Cardiff But I got my car in Carmarthen And I had my fun in Barafundle Bay I took a tumble dating on Bumble And my self-esteem plummeted I was just trying to guard my fish on Merlin's bridge When his magic wand multiplied them unsolicited I got my cardigan in Cardiff But I got my car in Carmarthen And I had my fun in Barafundle Bay [Verse 4] My mouth was a bar You could order a drink and sit on my teeth For an extra fee, you could dissolve on my tongue Seven sisters doing each other's hair They had raglan sleeves and Isaac Holt was the cornerback I got my cardigan in Cardiff But I got my car in Carmarthen And I had my fun in Barafundle Bay [Verse 5] My dog was a saint And he got lots of fan mail He dipped his wick and I hooked him a fish But this pusillanimous lickspittle Yarped his way to the top I got my cardigan in Cardiff But I got my car in Carmarthen And I had my fun in Barafundle Bay [Verse 6] I went to the tavern out of spite And this wench was going on and on about Three Cocks But I said, "It's only got a population of 310 as of 2021, What are you on about?" Then I realized she didn't mean the town at all So I dined on my ballpoint pen, the end I got my cardigan in Cardiff But I got my car in Carmarthen And I had my fun in Barafundle Bay (Boom, boom) I got my cardigan in Cardiff But I got my car in Carmarthen And I had my fun in Barafundle Bay I got my cardigan in Cardiff But I got my car in Carmarthen And I had my fun, I had my fun Yes, I had my fun, I had my fun Yes, I had my fun in Barafundle Bay
