[Verse 1] Down where the cabbage fields shimmer green, Lives the strangest little mage you’ve ever seen. Leaf on his hat and a grin on his face, Causing tiny disasters all over the place. Radish rockets flying through the morning air, Farmers shouting, “HEY! Who planted those there?!” He laughs and runs with his cloak flying free, While cabbage familiars roll happily. [Pre-Chorus] Roots awaken, branches sway, Ancient magic wakes today. What began as harmless fun Might just save everyone! [Chorus] 🍃 Cabbage Mage! Cabbage Mage! Keeper of the leafy age! Raise your shield and heal the land, Nature answers his command! 🌱 Cabbage Mage! Cabbage Mage! Chaos dancing on the stage! Radish storm and emerald light— Vegetables are here to fight! [Verse 2] He’ll summon up his Brassica Brigade, Tiny veggie warriors charging unafraid. Broccoli marches, little radishes fly, While one happy cabbage waves goodbye. He may joke, he may tease, He may hide your boots in trees, But when darkness comes around, Ancient roots rise from the ground! [Final Chorus] 🍃 Cabbage Mage! Cabbage Mage! Wildest wizard of his age! Healing light and leafy flame, Every forest knows his name! 🌿 Cabbage Mage! Cabbage Mage! Turn another verdant page! Laughing underneath the sun— Nature’s chaos has begun! [Outro] Rustling leaves… tiny footsteps… “Wait… where did all my cabbages go?” Distant cabbage familiar: “Wheeee!”
