[Intro — Loose Bass, Clean Guitar, Turntable Scratch] Hey. Quick question. Does every stupid fucking thing Need to be KAHN-tent now? [Verse 1] There's a dude inside the Walmart Dancin' halfway down the aisle. Got his phone propped on the cereal While we're waitin' single file. Okay, man, do your little dance. You're annoying, but you're free. Then you grab some random stranger And drag 'em in unwillingly. Somebody's filming workers. Somebody's blocking doors. Somebody dumped a gallon of milk Across a grocery store floor. Then they point the camera at you When you ask 'em what the fuck. And suddenly you're the asshole 'Cause you finally had enough. [Pre-Chorus] Make your videos. Tell your jokes. Hell, embarrass yourself nonstop. But when everybody else becomes your prop... Can we just fucking stop? [Chorus] CAN WE JUST FUCKING STOP?! Not everything needs a shot! Not every stranger walking by Wants to be part of your TikTok! You want attention? Take the lot! Make yourself look like a fucking idiot! But leave everybody else alone— CAN WE JUST FUCKING STOP?! [Verse 2] Now it's "pranking" some old lady. It's "just joking" with a clerk. It's screaming shit in restaurants At people trying to work. It's grabbing someone's groceries. It's knocking shit out of their hand. Then acting fucking shocked When they don't laugh along with your plan. And here comes Captain Cameraman, Backing up his buddy's play. "Yo, chill, bro, it's just KAHN-tent!" Like that makes it all okay. Nah, you pissed somebody off Until they finally lost their cool. Then edited out the twenty minutes Where you acted like a tool. [Pre-Chorus] Cut the beginning. Post the end. Watch the outrage hit the top. Congratulations, everybody hates a stranger... Can we just fucking stop? [Chorus] CAN WE JUST FUCKING STOP?! Not everything needs a shot! Not every stranger walking by Wants to be part of your TikTok! You want attention? Take the lot! Make yourself look like a fucking idiot! But leave everybody else alone— CAN WE JUST FUCKING STOP?! [Verse 3] We got fake fights. Fake beef. Fake cops. Fake thieves. Fake charity for strangers With a camera up their sleeve. Fake breakups. Fake arrests. Fake "I caught this dude." Fake outrage manufactured Just to farm another view. Then there's "social experiments" Where nobody volunteered. You humiliate somebody, Then act like you're sincere. You ain't studying humanity. You're fucking with a crowd. Then calling it an "experiment" Like that makes you profound. And if your whole damn channel Needs somebody else embarrassed, Maybe what you demonstrated Is you're kind of fucking terrible. [Breakdown — Bass and Organ] And no... I don't wanna "smash that like." I don't wanna "follow for part two." I wanna buy my fucking sandwich Without becoming KAHN-tent for you. [Beat Drops Out] Is that really... Too much to ask? [Chorus — Heavy] CAN WE JUST FUCKING STOP?! Not everything needs a shot! Not every stranger having a bad day Needs their face dragged through your plot! You want attention? Take the lot! Film yourself from dawn 'til dark! But strangers ain't your extras, And the whole damn world's not your prop! CAN WE JUST FUCKING STOP?! [Bridge — Slow, Soulful] Somebody's worst five minutes Shouldn't follow them for years. Somebody breaking down in public Ain't an invitation to come near. Sometimes put the fucking phone down. Sometimes help instead of stare. Sometimes being a decent person Means there's nothing you can share. [Build — Drums Returning] No thumbnail. No reaction. No caption at the top. Just do one decent fucking thing... And don't fucking post it. [Final Chorus — Explosive] CAN WE JUST FUCKING STOP?! Before somebody gets hurt for a shot! Before another asshole learns That views don't make you bulletproof! Dance your dance! Tell your jokes! Film yourself doing whatever you want! But if somebody didn't volunteer... LEAVE 'EM THE FUCK ALONE! You don't need another angle! You don't need another take! You don't get to ruin somebody's day For engagement's fucking sake! The world's already crazy. We ain't gotta make it worse for clout. So put the goddamn camera down... AND CUT THIS FUCKING SHIT OUT! [Outro — Loose Reggae Groove] Wait... Are you filming this? [Pause] Motherfucker. [Hard Stop]
