[Intro — Male Singer] Step right up, don't blink, don't stare, There's a riddle in the rabbit's lair, Three doors open, but none say why, One tells truth and two will lie. Clock runs fast while the teacups spin, Lose your head and the game begins! So here's the question, answer me this— What disappears when you know what it is? [Verse 1 — Male Singer] Is it a secret? Is it a dream? Is it the shadow underneath the stream? Is it a lie dressed up as truth? Is it the answer hiding under your tooth? Red Queen laughs, White Queen smiles, Every road goes on for miles, Left turns right and up turns down, Welcome to the upside-down town! I got riddles in my pockets, got a grin on my face, Got a deck full of answers but they're all out of place, Pick a card, pick a door, pick a number, pick two, But the more that you answer, the less that you knew! [Pre-Chorus — Male Singer] What's the answer? Take your guess! Truth or fiction? More or less? One step forward— Three steps back! Hear that Cheshire laugh Coming down the track! [Chorus — Male Singer] Which way's up? Which way's down? Who's wearing the smile in the upside-down town? What's real? What's fake? What's yours? What's mine? Find the answer before you run out of time! [Chorus Response — Female Singer] ?t nemom siht ni si tahw? ?yhw siht od I wonk? ?eurt si hcihw? ?eslaF si hcihw? [Male Singer] She said it backwards, now figure that out! [Verse 2 — Female Singer] Ih, emoclew ot yM dnalrednoW, Ereh eht elur si reven wonk. Thgir si tfeL dna nwod si pu, Uoy nac hcraes, tub ll' uoy ees? A tac saw ti? A yllij? A egnahc? A llams eht ni nruter? A kciht? Ees eht rorrim, ees eht thgin, Ereht si syawla rehto edis nihtiw. [Verse 3 — Male Singer] WAIT—hold up! What did she say? I think she just rewrote the day! I heard “Wonderland,” or maybe “Dnalrednow,” And now the damn moon is starting to glow! A riddle has a riddle inside, A question's got nowhere left to hide, The answer could be time, could be fear, Could be the thing that's standing right here! What's got no mouth but still can speak? What's got no legs but travels a week? What's got no eyes but follows your track? And if you turn around— [Female Singer] Kcab! [Male Singer] ...Okay. That one was actually good. [Chorus — Male Singer] Which way's up? Which way's down? Who's wearing the smile in the upside-down town? What's real? What's fake? What's yours? What's mine? Find the answer before you run out of time! [Chorus Response — Female Singer] ?Em pleh lliw uoy? ?Em dnif lliw uoy? ?Erom ro ssel? ?Erom ro ssel? [Male Singer] She's talking backwards, I'm losing my mind! [Bridge — Rapid Riddle Exchange] [Male Singer] Is it a mirror? [Female Singer] On. [Male Singer] Is it a shadow? [Female Singer] On. [Male Singer] Is it the Queen? [Female Singer] On. [Male Singer] Then what the hell is it?! [Female Singer] Ti si tahw uoy er' t'ndluoc ees. [Male Singer] You can't see what you can't see?! That's not an answer! [Female Singer] Rewsna na si ti. [Male Singer] ...That's literally the problem! [Final Verse — Male Singer] The rabbit ran left but the clock ran right, The sun came up in the middle of night, The cards fell down, then floated away, The same damn riddle changed every day. Maybe the answer was hiding in plain sight, Maybe the wrong answer was somehow right, Maybe there's no answer—maybe that's true, Maybe the riddle was always you! [Final Verse Response — Female Singer] Uoy era eht elddir, uoy era eht eurt, Uoy era eht rewsna, tub I t'nod ees uoy. Ees ot ees, dnif ot dnif, DnalrednoW reven sniw eht dniM. [Final Chorus — Male Singer] Which way's up? Which way's down?! [Female Singer] ?Hcihw yaw si thgir nwod? [Male Singer] Who's got the answer?! [Female Singer] On eno. [Male Singer] What's the truth?! [Female Singer] Ti s'ti eht eud. [Male Singer] What?! [Female Singer] Eurt si reven gnihtyreve. [Male Singer] ...You know what? Fine! [Both Singers] Welcome to Wonderland! [Outro — Female Singer] Ees uoy txen emit. Doog thgin. Ees uoy ni eht rorrim… [Male Singer] Wait— What the hell did she just say?!
