My Couch Got a Driver’s License” 😂 (Intro) What?! Who gave my furniture permission?! Kevin… explain yourself. (Verse 1) My couch got a driver’s license yesterday, Pulled out the driveway, said “I’ll be okay.” Mailbox dancing with a rotisserie chicken, Penguin making waffles in the kitchen. Flip-flops chilling on the chandelier, Grandma doing donuts in third gear. Barbara the fan got an attitude, Spinning so fast she changed the moon. (Pre-Chorus) Don’t ask questions… Just nod your head… The microwave keeps tucking me into bed. (Chorus) 🎵 Flip-flops on the fridge, Fish riding BMX. Toaster got promoted, Now he signs my checks. Cereal wearing cowboy boots, Ketchup won the race. Somebody tell the ceiling fan To quit stealing space! HEY! Nobody panic… The banana’s got Wi-Fi! I just saw a goldfish Ordering french fries! 🤣
