[Introduction , cello swirl in minor key.] [Verse 1] Their foes surround, the field is grim, Their numbers vast, their chances slim. Her flasks take flight, his shield doth glare— They stand as one, a sovereign pair. [Chorus] Ol' Dash and Doom, they clear the room, She drops the flask, he guards her bloom. He holds the line, she slashes through— A love that blinds, then chokes their crew. [Verse 2] She ducks, he grins, she spins, he roars, Her poisons hiss, his hammer soars. A wink, a wallop, a potion kiss— No bard could write a love like this. [Bridge] She’s bloom, he’s blaze, she’s swift, he’s loud, She wooshes in, he clears the crowd. The warband cheers, the enemies swoon— They’ve just been dunked by dash and doom. [Final Chorus] Ol’ Dash and Doom, they clear the room, She stirs the flask, he fans the plume. They cook with clash, they swirl with tune— A love that bakes the warband’s doom
