Woke up in the wasteland, coffee’s glowing green Thumb on the screen like it’s nineteen-nineteen Vault door humming, morale at seventy-two Baby needs a haircut, raider’s overdue Pre-Chorus They said the future would be flying cars Turns out it’s stress and progress bars Chorus Playing Fallout Shelter on my Pip-Boy Saving the world while I’m waiting for joy Power’s too low, but my hopes deploy Yeah, I’m playing Fallout Shelter on my Pip-Boy Verse 2 Sent Bob to the diner, Lucy’s on patrol Put the kid in the gym, bless his little soul Radroach problem, but the jukebox plays Smile painted on through the nuclear haze Pre-Chorus I run this vault with a gentle hand And questionable long-term plans Chorus Playing Fallout Shelter on my Pip-Boy Lunchbox dreams and aluminum alloy If the end comes twice, I won’t be annoyed I’ll be playing Fallout Shelter on my Pip-Boy Bridge Overseer says “Everything’s fine” (Everything’s fine) Fire in the hallway, but morale’s divine (So divine) If history ends in a feedback loop At least I dressed my dwellers real cute Break “Well folks, if civilization’s a simulation… I just unlocked a new hat.” Final Chorus Playing Fallout Shelter on my Pip-Boy Future in my pocket, past destroyed Bombs fell hard, but I still enjoy Playing Fallout Shelter on my Pip-Boy Outro Thumbprint smudged with destiny Battery low, but so am I If this is how the world deploys I’m good… I’ve got my Pip-Boy.
