(Verse 1) Woke up this morning, saw it on the wall, Tiny little spider, I thought, “I’ll get it all!” Grabbed a broom, swung with all my might, But things went crazy, oh what a sight! (Pre-Chorus) I missed my mark, knocked over a chair, The spider jumped, I gave it a scare. Smashed a lamp, took down the door, All for that spider, had to get it more! (Chorus) I caught the spider, but I lost the house, Chased it through the rooms like a frantic mouse. Walls caved in, the roof came down, But I swore I’d catch it, wear that crown. I caught the spider, but the house is toast, Now I’m standin’ outside, but I brag the most. The roof may be gone, but it’s alright, 'Cause I got that spider, it’s my victory night! (Verse 2) The kitchen’s flooded, the dishes all broke, That little critter turned into a joke. I swung a bat, hit the fridge real hard, Next thing I knew, I was in the yard. (Pre-Chorus) Couch on fire, the TV’s toast, But I’ll catch that spider, I’m too close! Through the wreckage, I saw it crawl, A warrior now, I had to give my all. (Chorus) I caught the spider, but I lost the house, Chased it through the rooms like a frantic mouse. Walls caved in, the roof came down, But I swore I’d catch it, wear that crown. I caught the spider, but the house is toast, Now I’m standin’ outside, but I brag the most. The roof may be gone, but it’s alright, 'Cause I got that spider, it’s my victory night! (Bridge) Neighbors watched with their eyes open wide, As windows shattered and sparks flew high. But I won the battle, yeah, I won the fight, Caught that spider, and it feels so right! (Chorus) I caught the spider, but I lost the house, Chased it through the rooms like a frantic mouse. Walls caved in, the roof came down, But I swore I’d catch it, wear that crown. I caught the spider, but the house is toast, Now I’m standin’ outside, but I brag the most. The roof may be gone, but it’s alright, 'Cause I got that spider, it’s my victory night! (Outro) So here I stand, with a broom in hand, Among the ruins, I make my stand. Lost the house, but won the day, That spider’s mine, come what may!
