"This is what fuckin' scuzzpunk is all about!" "After a wild night 6, fuckin' seventh day, God rested... and He Pissed His fuckin' Bed!" "Bless-ed are the Stained!!!!!!!" Yaahhhhhhhhhh!! [Verse 1] Buddy, your cuffs are both crusted, Your collar's soaked in crimson rust. But you fuckin' fought to defend A stranger, so I'll call you my fuckin' friend! Stand up for the weak, the bullied, Bless-ed are you, the blood sullied. [Chorus] Bless-ed are the Stained, For they ain't restrained. Bless-ed be the shit on their smocks The jizz in their socks, The pus on their crop tops. Bless-ed are the Stained [Verse 2] Lady, your blouse is all crispy, Dried brittle with puked up whiskey. But you enjoyed ev'ry last drip So you and me got some kinda fuckin' kinship. Carpe fuckin' diem, get plastered! Bless-ed are you, the puke spattered! [Chorus] Bless-ed are the Stained, For they ain't restrained. Bless-ed be the shit on their smocks The jizz in their socks, The pus on their crop tops. Bless-ed are the Stained [Verse 3] Hey, bud, you ain't hidin' that splotch, Spreadin' down your leg from your crotch! Ain't weak at all, vulner'bility, Livin' without shame, that's fuckin' all right with me! Let it flow, fuck the snobs, take your leak. Bless-ed are you, the piss-streaked. [Bridge] Who the fuck do they think they are? The laundered, bleached, and spotless. What the fuck are they hiding down deep? Beneath that clean, sneering surface? Look behind their eyes into a putrid black hole, And see their fuckin' diarrhea-caked soul. Fuck off! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!! [Final Chorus] Bless-ed are the Stained Fuck you and your disdain! Bless-ed be the shit on their smocks The jizz in their socks, The pus on their crop tops. Bless-ed are the fuckin' Stained! [Outro] Fuckin' bless the mud and bless the dirt, Fuckin' bless the skidmarks and the squirts, Whether that's tzatziki or just a wet dream. Fuckin' bless the cream. "I said bless the fuckin' cream, Dookie!"


