[Verse 1] I hear the sound Of my dry food drop Against my bowl It seems like the time Is getting longer And longer between those clashes I feel a real ache In my stomach It’s been so many minutes Oh no! The bowl is empty [Chorus] Where is my food? Where is my food? Won’t somebody help me? Before it’s too late Where is my food? Where is my food? Where is my food? Oh, woe is me Where is my food? Where is my food? Oh, woe is me (Where is my food?) [Verse 2] I stroll over To my bowl The state of it Hasn’t changed I look at The food container It marks me It marks me (Again, it marks me) And I stand there Very still Hoping for one more pour Oh no! The bowl is STILL empty [Bridge] Maybe I was A good cat today I only knocked One glass away I let you sleep Until half past four Was that not worth One little more? [build] I gave you purrs I gave you trust Now all that's left... Is empty dust [Chorus] Where is my food? Where is my food? Won’t somebody help me? Before it’s too late Where is my food? Where is my food? Oh, woe is me (Where is my food?) [outro] [whisper] If I don't make it... to the next feeding... Know I had a good life Tell Oliver... he can have my toy mouse. Tell the squirrel... He got lucky (pause) Tell the mail delivery person.... cancel my subscription to catnip monthly Tell the vet I won't be in this year Tell Chewy I really loved their boxes Tell the groomer they did a good job on my fur Tell the laser pointer... I was never going to catch him anyway. Tell the red dot... I forgive him. Tell the vacuum... we had our differences. Tell the birds... today belongs to them. Tell the rabbit... this round is yours. ell the sunbeam... I'll miss our afternoons together. Tell the cardboard box... I'll always think of home. Tell the window... thank you for every squirrel. Tell the couch... check under the cushions... there's still a toy in there. Tell the feather wand... you were worthy. Tell the scratching post... I gave it everything I had. Tell the automatic feeder... I never trusted him. Tell the can opener... I always knew your voice. Tell the refrigerator... I heard you every time. Tell the tuna... we were meant for each other. Tell the treats... I wanted... just one more. Tell the bird feeder... keep it stocked... for the entertainment. Tell the neighborhood cats... I held this territory... with honor. Tell the dog... I tolerated him. Tell the humans... it wasn't their fault... ...mostly. Tell my water bowl... I always preferred the sink. Tell the Christmas tree... I'm innocent. Tell the houseplants... they knew what they did. Tell the curtains... I'm sorry... but not that sorry. Tell the Roomba... our war... is finally over. Tell breakfast... I waited... as long... as I could... [guitar break] All in All Treats were (pause) acceptable. The portions...(pause) were... (pause)inadequate... (dramatic pause drag out the last word) Farewel
