[Song: The Art Of Devout Loafing] [intro] (la-la-la-lazy) (na-na-na-nope) [verse 1] The sloth my sacred animal My demeanor is unflappable Couch potato doctor it Zero steps on my Fitbit [pre-chorus] Touch grass? That's a hard no from me Live my life horizontally “In bed’s” my person al itty (La-la-la-lazy) [chorus] I'm the Buddha of blanket burrito wraps I’ll meditate into my power nap Namaste recline all day It’s the art of devout loafing [verse 2] Goblin mode since '93 Saving up my energy (whoah) Crumbs create topography On my vintage band tee [pre-chorus] Shower's optional today Professional at child's play Netflix asked if I'm okay (Na-na-na-nope) [chorus] I'm the Buddha of blanket burrito wraps I’ll meditate into my power nap Namaste recline all day It’s the art of devout loafing (Loafing, oh, oh) (Loafing, oh, oh) The art of devout loafing [bridge] Call me the khan of can't Sultan of the slant Gravity's my favorite friend When I sink into my couch again Sometimes I just can’t unwind But this is fine... I'm fine (Loafing, oh, oh) (Loafing, oh, oh) The art of devout loafing [rap verse] Yo, I'm a dust bunny whisperer I’m the kingdom of entropy's prime minister I’ll just doom-scroll my TikTok feed My thumb's the only muscle I need Dishes in the sink have made a tower Haven't budged an inch in thirteen hours This is what peak performance looks like for all my doubters If I never start the day, it’s always after hours [outro] The sloth’s my sacred animal (La-la-la-lazy) My demeanor is unflappable (Na-na-never) But today I am the architect Of nothing Absolutely nothing And it's perfect (Loafing, oh, oh) (Loafing, oh, oh) The art of devout loafing
