howlander

[Dedicated to my dear friend Kevin, the original Funsta] [lyrics by Andrew Buller, tune by suno.com - created in Canterbury, Kent - 8/3/25] [short instrumental] [intro] how how howl howoooo how how do you doooo? how how howl howoooo! this'll be fun... "there can be only one!" ("how do I switch this on?") [short instrumental] [pre-chorus] how how howl howoooo! how how howl howoooo! [chorus] Howlander, Howlander mysterious, great pretender undercover Kevin lab-coated technician nerdy mathematician lookalikeee footballer old French president man of the mid lands life in the low lands in search of the high lands and roots, roots, roooots roots beyond the grey find immortal way beyond the why to how beyond the how to howl "howoooo!" "howoooo!" [short instrumental] [verse 1] Howlander the great pretender... more Zoolander less Miranda more grizzly less panda more science less nonsense more mathematical less play it cool it's all the one five four from every pore to show you how to switch things on it's what all the IQ goes on and on and on and on "there can be only one!" Mr Fun Mr F U N ("how do I switch this on?") [short instrumental] [pre-chorus] how how howl howoooo! how how howl howoooo! [chorus] Howlander, Howlander mysterious, great pretender undercover Kevin lab-coated technician nerdy mathematician lookalikeee footballer old French president man of the mid lands life in the low lands in search of the high lands and roots, roots, roooots roots beyond the grey find immortal way beyond the why to how beyond the how to howl "howoooo!" "howoooo!" [short instrumental] [verse 2] Howlander the great pretender... more rodeo less romeo more bloomin' less Orlando more science less nonsense more mathematical less play it cool it's all the one five four from every pore to show you how to switch things on it's what all the IQ goes on and on and on and on "there can be only one!" Mr Fun Mr F U N [short instrumental] [shortened chorus] Howlander, Howlander mysterious, great pretender beyond the why to how beyond the how to howl "howoooo!" "howoooo!" entering the high lands pulling back the curtains to the final immortal showdown of how "how-woooo!" the how against the what, where, when, who, why the how against the what, where, when, who, why o why? how why? "how-woooo!" [short instrumental] [outro] and after the dust's settled from the fallout to the song... he's sending me to Coventry sending me to Coventry probably to do the commentary... back to 1987... "how how howl how-woooo!" "how how howl boo-hoooo!" "o gee..." "o gee..." "O G..."