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[verse 1] those nights with the smoking jackets we-had on we were invincible laughing danger one-pack gone then came that spring and the medium took-her my mind wrapped around the idea of a book-sir [verse 2] science faction was my rational disaster clean-ing hallways with a mindset of the one commanding. me the great outdoors reminded me of a belt replace-ment the thing I really needed didn't really offer an adjacent [pre-chorus] oh romeo oh romeo oh oh OH OH oh ohohhh oh juliet oh juliet oh oh OH OH oh ohohhh I told you all goodbye at the beach last summer oh juliet oh juliet oh oh OH OH bolster another [verse 3] 'might be contagious but my money is on outrageous not the one behind the desk at work as-if bodacious i bet you didn't think that i had it in me that's a jem-see me do these things with ease when i have more please [verse 4] all of this, rhymes with your name, yes i'm talking to you don't be so vain it's not really you with the tight-curls heres looking at you but don't get excited this is almost too-long that's what she said was the punchline but not in a, song [verse 5] dad, dad jokes about the way we all say those words six or seven hundred ways to die of over exposures leftover after dinner she's full and then i sang a song that's what she said but the punchline went wrong [pre-chorus] oh romeo oh romeo oh oh OH OH oh ohohhh oh juliet oh juliet oh oh OH OH oh ohohhh I told you all goodbye at the beach last summer oh juliet oh juliet oh oh OH OH bolster another [chorus] oh romeo oh romeo oh oh OH OH oh ohohhh oh juliet oh juliet oh oh OH OH oh ohohhh I told you all goodbye at the beach last summer oh juliet oh juliet oh oh OH OH bolster another [chorus] oh romeo oh romeo oh oh OH OH oh ohohhh oh juliet oh juliet oh oh OH OH oh ohohhh I told you all goodbye at the beach last summer oh juliet oh juliet oh oh OH OH bolster another