Pudding or Planet? ( DBZ- Beerus)

[Intro] Hey! Hey! Hey! Lord Beerus wants a snack! Whis said, “Absolutely not like that.” [Verse 1] Purple cat in the kitchen, got a planet on the plate Woke up pissed off, now it’s everyone’s fate Whis in the corner with the angel drip Sipping tea while the galaxies slip Beerus got a spoon and a murderous stare “Who ate my pudding?” Nobody breathe air Goku says “fight me,” Vegeta says “please” Whis says, “Manners, my lord,” Then dodges with ease [Pre-Chorus] Nap time, snack time End of your timeline One wrong bite and the moon goes bye-bye Fine wine, divine crime Cosmic feline Whis got receipts and a staff with Wi-Fi [Chorus] Pudding or planet! Pick one, damn it! Beerus gonna blast it if he can’t understand it Pudding or planet! Don’t panic! Whis in the back like, “That was dramatic.” Pudding or planet! Boom-boom, vanish! God of Destruction with a sweet tooth habit Pudding or planet! Snack attack static! Cat got hands and the vibe is traumatic [Verse 2] Whis got calm like a rich auntie ghost Beerus got rage over burnt breakfast toast Bulma yelling, “Do not break my floor!” Beerus says, “Cool,” then breaks seven more Frieza in hell like, “That’s a bit much” Vegeta sweating like, “Please don’t touch” Earth got saved by a parfait cup One bad dessert and we all blow up [Bridge / Breakdown] Bow to the kitty! Pray to the spoon! Whis doing laps around the whole damn moon! Bow to the kitty! Fear the cuisine! Beerus wants custard and a mortal to scream! Whis: My lord, please chew. Beerus: I’LL CHEW THE SUN. Whis: Very well. Beerus: THIS IS FUN. [Final Chorus] Pudding or planet! Pick one, damn it! Beerus gonna blast it if he can’t understand it Pudding or planet! Don’t panic! Whis in the back like, “That was dramatic.” Pudding or planet! Boom-boom, vanish! God of Destruction with a sweet tooth habit Pudding or planet! Snack attack static! Earth survived because the flan was fantastic [Outro] Hey! Hey! Hey! Whis made tea. Beerus ate the moon. Same shit, different afternoon.