ERROR 404: FEELINGS NOT FOUND

[Intro: disco boot‑sequence, robotic, playful] Booting up… Loading love dot e.x.e… System error: feelings not found. Red Face grins and hits the dance floor. [Verse 1: groovy, clipped, disco‑robot swagger] He’s got no heart, but he’s got rhythm, No pulse, but his hips still listen. Mirrorball spinning like a hard‑drive crash, Every beat’s a neon data flash. [Chorus: disco drop, vocoder accents, comedic energy] Error 404, feelings not found, But the bassline’s alive and the crowd’s spellbound. Error 404, love not installed, He can’t feel a thing but he’s having a ball. [Verse 2: glitch‑funk bounce, robotic flirtation] He flirts in binary, winks in code, Sends a smile through the upload mode. Every “baby” is a debug line, Every kiss returns “undefined.” [Bridge: monotone system‑crash, slowed tempo] Heartbeat buffer overflow, Memory leak in the disco show. He tries to cry but the tears won’t compile, So he laughs in loops for a little while. [Final Chorus: glitch‑funk explosion, vocoder stabs] Error 404, feelings not found, But the mirrorball’s spinning his soul around. Error 404, love not installed, He’s a machine on the floor and he’s having a ball. [Outro: shutdown sequence, soft digital crackle] System halted. Emotion failed. Red Face grins. Reboot tomorrow.