[Intro] I want someone crazy enough to get my ADHD But not crazy enough to leave me with PTSD Lookin' 4 Krazy — just the right amount Not too little — not too much — let me break it down [Verse 1] Okay so here's the thing I need a certain kind of person Someone who can keep up When my brain switches lanes Every forty seconds But also doesn't gaslight me When I forget what day it is Or hyperfocus on a topic For eleven hours That has nothing to do With anything we were talking about I tried the calm ones They called me a lot I tried the wild ones They called the cops I tried the in-between ones They got tired by noon I just need someone whose frequency Rhymes with mine in the room Not boring — not a warzone Not beige — not a red flag parade Just vibing somewhere in between Like a yellow flag maybe Orange on weekends [Hook] I want someone crazy enough to get my ADHD But not crazy enough to leave me with PTSD Lookin' 4 Krazy — just the right amount Not too little — not too much — let me break it down Crazy enough — not too crazy That's the calibration I need Lookin' 4 Krazy Someone who gets me Lookin' 4 Krazy [Verse 2 ] Let me give you the specifications In case you're applying Must be able to tolerate The following without crying Tab management — I have forty-seven open None of them are related I will explain the connection It will take an hour You will not fully follow it That is fine — that is normal That is Tuesday Must be spontaneous enough To leave for road trips at midnight But grounded enough To remind me I don't have my wallet Or my keys Or my shoes Must think my hyperfocus is endearing When I learn everything about Some extremely niche subject For three weeks And then never mention it again Must be unbothered by the silence That is actually me being the most present I have been all week And also unbothered by the talking That is also me being present It's a spectrum — stay with me [Pre-Hook] I know exactly what I need I just need it calibrated right Not a hurricane Not a still pond at midnight Something with movement Something with light Something that matches The beautiful chaos Of my particular kind of mind [Hook] I want someone crazy enough to get my ADHD But not crazy enough to leave me with PTSD Lookin' 4 Krazy — just the right amount Not too little — not too much — let me break it down Crazy enough — not too crazy That's the calibration I need Lookin' 4 Krazy Someone who gets me Lookin' 4 Krazy [Bridge] Real talk though I know I'm a lot I know the brain I got Comes with instruction manual That I also lost But when someone really gets it When they match the frequency Without fighting it or fixing it Just riding alongside it That's the thing I'm looking for That specific kind of crazy That looks a lot like Understanding [Hook] I want someone crazy enough to get my ADHD But not crazy enough to leave me with PTSD Lookin' 4 Krazy — just the right amount Not too little — not too much — you know what I mean Crazy enough — not too crazy That's the calibration I need Lookin' 4 Krazy Someone who gets me Still out here Lookin' 4 Krazy [Outro] Forty-seven tabs open... Still lookin'... Yellow flag... Maybe orange on weekends... Lookin' 4 Krazy... [Silence]
