[Verse 1] Daryl got hired on a Friday at nine Said “I ain’t trained, but I do just fine” They gave him a badge and a government seat And a wall full of buttons labeled way too cheap [Verse 2] One said “Lights” One said “Fan” One said “Soup” One said “Launch the land” One said “Coffee” One said “Flush” Daryl hit one and the whole world jumped [Chorus] Daryl pressed the wrong button Now we all glow in the dark Thought he turned on the coffee pot Blew the whole dang world apart He said “whoops” Then scratched his butt Daryl pressed the wrong button Now the fish got six more nuts [Verse 3] He was lookin’ for the break room heat Tryin’ to warm up last week’s meat Button said “A/C” Meant “all cease” Now grandma’s dog got extra teeth [Verse 4] Sirens screamed and the sky went white Daryl said “that can’t be right” Tried to fix it with a wrench and tape Now the moon looks drunk and the cows ain’t shaped [Chorus] Daryl pressed the wrong button Now we all glow in the dark Thought he turned on the parking lot lights Blew the whole dang map apart He said “my bad” Like that helped much Daryl pressed the wrong button Now the ducks all taste like lunch [Bridge] No evil plot No foreign scheme Just one dumb man and a labeling machine Button said “snacks” Button said “test” Daryl picked wrong and you know the rest [Breakdown] He meant well He ain’t bright Now the worms all glow at night Coffee cold World got hot All because Daryl guessed a lot [Final Chorus] Daryl pressed the wrong button Now we all glow in the dark Thought he fired up the coffee pot Blew the whole dang town apart He said “can’t y’all turn it back?” As the black rain hit and the cat grew antlers Daryl pressed the wrong button And accidentally made fishin’ better [Outro] So if you ask how the whole world died It weren’t hate or fear or pride Just bad labels and one dumb clod Named Daryl… workin’ for the squad
