Look Out Now, Haji Has a CDL

[Verse 1] Haji came from a land far away, Dreamed of big rigs and American pay. Got himself a license, don’t ask me how, He’s haulin’ freight through the Midwest now. Can’t read a sign, can’t spell “yield,” But he’s out there rollin’ through the cornfield. [Chorus] Look out now, Haji has a CDL, Can’t back up and he’s raisin’ hell. Followin’ that GPS, wrong or right, He’ll take a dirt road in the dead of night. Hittin’ cones, fences, and a stray cow, So look out now, Haji’s got a CDL somehow! [Verse 2] Dr. Seuss books, they’re a mystery, He’s no scholar, but he’s got history. Steering that Peterbilt, grippin’ tight, Left turn signal on, but he’s goin’ right. He parks sideways, truck stop chaos, Backing up? Forget it, it’s a total loss. [Prechorus] Mirrors cracked, bumper's bent, The highway’s where his time is spent. [Chorus] Look out now, Haji has a CDL, Can’t back up and he’s raisin’ hell. Followin’ that GPS, wrong or right, He’ll take a dirt road in the dead of night. Hittin’ cones, fences, and a stray cow, So look out now, Haji’s got a CDL somehow! [Bridge] Through the Rockies, down to Tennessee, The man’s a menace, plain to see. Stop sign? Optional, curves ain’t his friend, But that diesel engine’s got no end.