[Intro][Spoken Word] "Shut up n' listen, little sweetie, now that we are still in contact, get these words, i have to say, will maybe sway this breach of contract." [Interlude] [Verse 1] I Admit, with me, life wasn't easy, guilty m'am, in every respect, these cheesy flowers from the gas station, early symptoms of a love gettin' wrecked. [Bridge][Spoken Word] "Penalty for me, yeah, check!" [Chorus] MY LOVE's like a soothin' lotion, brighter than the fuckin' sun, deeper than the god damned ocean, "So come on baby, stop this bitchin', " just sounding like your crappy mom! [Interlude] [Verse 2] Think it over, please my darlin', guess, actually, i'm half that bad, i'm extremely practical, yeah, this is true, just ask your dad! [Instrumental] [Verse 3] Okay, okay, my jealousy, that's a case just on it's own, how should i know, he was a school friend, his x-rays, girl, you've never shown! [Chorus] MY LOVE's like a soothin' lotion, brighter than the fuckin' sun, deeper than the god damned ocean, "So come on baby, stop this bitchin', " just sounding like your crappy mom! [Solo] [Verse 4] It takes two, to tango, honey, it's not on me, this cross to wear, Tell me, where it's gone, my money, your SHOPPIN' , that's the lion share. [Interlude] [Outro] Proud, i've found these lovely words, this slightly try to win you back, [Spoken Word] "WHAT? Yeah SURE i spoke to YOU, ahw, did NOT listen? What the heck!" [Chorus] MY LOVE's like a soothin' lotion, brighter than the fuckin' sun, deeper than the god damned ocean, So come on baby, stop this bitchin', just sounding like your crappy mom! [Reprise] "Oh COME ON, who do ya think I'm talkin ' to" [Chorus] MY LOVE's like a soothin' lotion, brighter than the fuckin' sun, deeper than the god damned ocean, (So come on baby, stop this bitchin', ) just sounding like your crappy mom! [End]
