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The Way of the Kawaii

[spoken word grizzled veteran] “Do you think you've lost? A Kawaii never lose! Either you win or you learn. And yesterday you learned the Kawaii Path” “Repeat your lesson, now.” [Verse 1] I've learned that singing about frogs isn't the number one of tops, but if I really want to,... [Growls] I have to chop, crush, destroy, smear them on a wall, tear them apart, chew them up, and maybe even blow them up or put them in a blender. [spoken word grizzled veteran] “ Very good, continue” [Verse 2] I also sing about the nice, innocent girl who goes to the candy store. And what do I do there?... [Growls] I take out my knife, cut off heads, cut up faces, cut off fingers - no matter if they're sweet, small, big, or old, no one will be safe. And when I leave the store... I leave a bloody picture behind me. [epic guitar-riff] [spoken word grizzled veteran] “I am glad, You learn quickly" [Verse 3] I can also sing about love stories, like how I got to know my sweet boyfriend. But shortly after, there's a twist… - [Growls] arm off, leg off, heart out, eyes out, all with the kitchen knife. The blood spurts and colors the walls red as I laugh and dance. I cut open his skin and see the blood spurt out. I stab him in the eyes and hear him scream. [spoken word grizzled veteran] “This is the way of kawaii” [Outro] I've learned my lesson, Master. Now I'm going out to face Valdran. [Growls] I come along with the switchblade, soon I'll have two Valdran. That means twice the Twitch stream fun! With cotton candy, blood, and guts – what more could a girl dream of?