When she was pregnant my mom took Tyleno

(original lyrics by @itspoidaman) [Verse] When she was pregnant my mom took Tylenol Now I got microplastics in my balls Maybe I should join a class action lawsuit But who would even be the defendant Should I sue my mom Should I sue Tylenol Should I sue the microplastics in my balls I bet a class action lawsuit would make a lot of money But then again How many people even have this problem [Pre-Chorus] So my dad calls me and he's like "How do you have microplastics in your balls" And I'm like "Well When she was pregnant My mom took Tylenol" [Chorus] When she was pregnant my mom took Tylenol Now I got microplastics in my balls And that's not even the half of it I'm totally flaccid And also there's microplastics in my balls [Pre-Chorus] And then my mom calls me and she's like "I never took Tylenol when I was pregnant with you" And I'm like "Then why do I have microplastics in my balls That's what the doctor told me" [Chorus] When she was pregnant my mom took Tylenol Now I got microplastics in my balls When she was pregnant my mom took Tylenol Now I got microplastics in my balls [Bridge] And also my balls are huge They're swollen So they're just big Plastic balls And I asked my mom I said "Why are they so big" And she said "It's because when I was pregnant I took Tylenol" [Pre-Chorus] But I thought you just said that you didn't take Tylenol So now you did take Tylenol And now my balls are big and plastic Oh my God