
Pew-pew! Ta-ta-ta!
[Intro] [Driving Walking Bassline] [Finger Snaps and Jazz Piano Chords] [Gritty Trumpet Stab] (Pew-pew! Ta-ta-ta!) [Verse 1] The sun is slapping my left eye, life’s a total wreck The house is burnt to cinders, I’m a ghost on a burning deck! (Oh, what a mess!) The engine’s blown to pieces, my elastic’s snapped in two Got a shiner on my face, turning deep and purple-blue! But I’m skipping through the timber, I’m the luckiest of men 'Cause I’m with my Jinx-Jinny, let the chaos start again! (Keep it swinging, Jinny!) [Chorus] Oh, my Jinx-Jinny’s hopping right beside me on the beat We don’t fear the big bad wolf, we’re dancing in the heat! (Pew-pew! Ta-ta-ta!) Skipping to Grandma’s through the thicket and the haze With a basket full of magic in a dizzy, funny glaze! The pies have got a secret, a "giggling" little kick One bite of that filling and the world starts looking slick! [Verse 2] Look! A shack on chicken legs is scratching at the dirt While the midnight hares are mowing grass until their paws all hurt! (Mow it down, boys!) They’re cutting down the "Tryn-grass" in the silver moonlight gleam Is it real or just a glitch inside a technicolor dream? Jinx-Jinny’s laughing wild, scaring shadows from the path We’re dancing in the ruins, escaping from the wrath! [Breakdown - The Mushroom Choir] [Beat gets heavy - Swing-Hop groove] [Filter effect on vocals - Lo-fi] Down beneath the mossy log, the mushrooms start to chat: "Where you going, pretty boy? Why the funny hat?" (Don't go there! Eat a square!) A chorus of the toadstools is begging for a bite While the forest starts to glow in a neon-purple light! "The pies are fine!" the mushrooms hiss, "The pies are truly grand!" Welcome to the rhythm of a broken wonderland! [Bridge] [Wild Gritty Trumpet Solo - High Energy] [Big Band Brass Blast] (Pew-pew-pew-pew!) (Ta-ta-ta-ta!) The car is in the ditch, the roof is in the sky But with these talking mushrooms, man, we’re flying high! [Chorus] Oh, my Jinx-Jinny’s hopping right beside me on the beat We don’t fear the big bad wolf, we’re dancing in the heat! (Pew-pew! Ta-ta-ta!) Skipping to Grandma’s through the thicket and the haze With a basket full of magic in a dizzy, funny glaze! The pies have got a secret, a "giggling" little kick One bite of that filling and the world starts looking slick! [Outro] [Bassline solo with finger snaps] The shack is doing tangos... The bunnies keep on mowing... Jinx-Jinny, where we going? (To Grandma's house!) (With the funny pies!) (Pew-pew!) (Ta-ta-ta!) [Big Band Final Chord - Sudden Stop] [End]

