Proxy Parent

Little junior's well behaved Reading a little golden book To a little plastic tablet Little junior's entertained Playing games online While mommy's at Pilates But hey.... it's okay And hey.... it's wholesome There's nothing for her to fear in this arrangement We're sure nothing bad will come from this derangement Little missy's educated Prepping spelling bees With her pocket PHD Little missy's getting straight A's She's got the best tutor money could ever buy While daddy, oh daddy, watches telly idly by But hey.... it's okay And hey.... it's wholesome There's nothing for him to fear in this arrangement We're sure nothing bad will come from this derangement Junior knows the schedule now Family time is penciled in But bedtime tales are never pushed till later Missy's got her pocket sage For all the questions dad can't ace Lessons clear and well explained Think of all the time they saved! But hey.... it's okay And hey.... it's wholesome There's nothing for them to fear in this arrangement We're sure nothing bad - no nothing bad - nothing bad will come from this derangement