A Cautionary 21st Birthday Tale (Sampled Track)

[Verse 1] Cups on the ceiling Mud on the rug Somebody's hanging From a busted-up tug Beer in the toaster Keys in the sink You said "it's a legend" I said "I don't think" [Pre-Chorus] Then the basement breathed And the mirror ran black I heard my own name From the back of the back [Chorus] Bad night, bad night In the frat house heat Bad night, bad night Something's under the sheet Bad night, bad night We should've gone home Bad night, bad night Now nobody's alone [Verse 2] Mascara on collars Blood on the tile A dude in a mascot head Grinning the whole aisle The speaker kept cracking Like teeth in a jar You laughed at the warning Then vanished by the bar [Pre-Chorus] Then the lights went dim And the stairs turned slick Every joke got quiet Way too quick [Chorus] Bad night, bad night In the frat house heat Bad night, bad night Something's under the sheet Bad night, bad night We should've gone home Bad night, bad night Now nobody's alone [Bridge] We found the lost phone Still ringing your dad We found the back room And it smelled so bad One hand on the window One hand on the wall I swore I heard laughter In the crawlspace hall [Final Chorus] Bad night, bad night In the frat house heat Bad night, bad night Something's under the sheet Bad night, bad night We should've gone home Bad night, bad night Now nobody's alone [Outro] Cups on the ceiling Mud on the rug Tell me that story Then pull me out the plug