Don't lose me

[Intro] [Verse 1] I tripped on life, fell flat on my face Lost my keys in a random place Drank some soda, it spilled on my jeans I'm a wreck, but I'm still the king! [Pre-Chorus] [Distorted bass, sad kazoo] Screwed it up, my luck's run dry Dropped my phone in a pie, oh my Friends all laugh, I'm their clown But I'm still here, won't back down! [Chorus] Don't lose me, ooh-ooh-ooh I'm a mess, but I'm pushin' through Screamin' loud, ooh-ooh-ooh This flop's alive, I'm stuck like glue! Don't lose me, ooh-ooh-ooh Fallin' hard, but I'm callin' you Screamin' loud, ooh-ooh-ooh King of fails, but I'm breakin' through! [Verse 2] Burnt my toast, set off the alarm Chased my cat, scratched an arm Okay, not really, but it feels that way I'm a legend in this loser play! [Pre-Chorus] [Distorted bass, clown laugh] Screwed it up, my luck's run dry Dropped my phone in a pie, oh my Friends all laugh, I'm their clown But I'm still here, won't back down! [Chorus] Don't lose me, ooh-ooh-ooh I'm a mess, but I'm pushin' through Screamin' loud, ooh-ooh-ooh This flop's alive, I'm stuck like glue! Don't lose me, ooh-ooh-ooh Fallin' hard, but I'm callin' you Screamin' loud, ooh-ooh-ooh King of fails, but I'm breakin' through! [Bridge] [Electric guitar solo, cartoon crash] Beep-beep-beep, I'm down once more Kicked my pride right out the door Laughin' hard 'til I can't breathe Loser life, but I won't leave! [Final Chorus] [High-energy male vocals] Don't lose me, ooh-ooh-ooh I'm a mess, but I'm pushin' through Screamin' loud, ooh-ooh-ooh This flop's alive, I'm stuck like glue! Don't lose me, ooh-ooh-ooh Fallin' hard, but I'm callin' you Screamin' loud, ooh-ooh-ooh King of fails, but I'm breakin' through! [Outro] [Glitchy synths, dial tone] Ooh-ooh-ooh, I'm the flop you know Hangin' on, never lettin' go!