Level up!! (Lick a Frog!) (English)

[Intro] Let’s go, my gamers…insert coin…and just enjoy… Level up… level up… Level up… level up… [Verse 1] Standing outside, smoking, bored as fu**k, a frog starts talking: “Come here, don’t just stare, give me a lick!” Am I going crazy, bruh? that’s what I think, it’s just me and you right here, leveling up with a frog, no fear! Downloaded froggy DLC, XP rising rapidly, tongue is out, brain goes home, sometimes I’m a real damn a***ole, so what the hell are you waiting for, bro? let’s go level up, LICK THE D**N FROG! [Pre-Chorus] First lick – my world starts spinning around, second lick – I see through her eyes right now, third lick – I hear people’s thoughts out loud, fourth lick – my reality’s breaking down! [Chorus] Level up, level up – lick some more! yay!! XP farming crazy, I’m the godd**n boss of this game! Level up, level up – one more shot! yeah! reality’s glitching, whole world’s an AI bot, d**n! Level up, level up – grinding hard with my tongue! frog just hacked my whole damn mind, finally!! I´ve got aimbot!! Level up, level up – going higher and higher! that’s right! these cheats unlock when you lick the frog hard – bro, that’s fire! [Verse 2] Jumping on rooftops, total glitch mode, neighbor yelling: “Are you okay, you laggy noob, bro?!” I see some s**t, pick it up quick, throw it straight at him – I don’t give a s**t! And when I throw it – yeah, I own it, it splatters on his face, ten points for me, legit head**ot hit! NPCs are like: “Hello there, playa, are you hi*h?” I’m like: “Chill bruh, speedrunning now, don’t slow me down, you low-level clown! Running through the city, lost and gone, minimap’s gone – glitches start to showin out, quest log empty, brain just crashed, give me a downgrade fix, for my patch! FPS dropping, world starts lagging, that frog just laughing, so I started nonstop fart*ng! [Pre-Drop] World lagging hard, my framerate droppin down, frogs were croaking loud, when holotrop slam me hard to the ground! another level man?? nah, gimme a break… just one more lick… and life feels great again! [Drop] LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! hey! hey! hands up high or you’re going down today! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! yeah! yeah! frog leveled me – now I’m ultra boss with no fear! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! hey! hey! XP maxed out, don’t slow down – go hard, go insane! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! hey! hey! no limits stopping us now babe, we are overpowered in this game!! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! aha, yo! tongue grinding on that wrinkled skin of frog bro! gross! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! oh s**t! it’s lit – let the hit play on repeat… [Outro] On repeat… on repeat…