[Verse 1 — The BoxJBoys Arrive] We rolled into Calgary, our kilts flying high, With helmets and beads and a gleam in our eye. The BoxJBoys are back and we're ready to play, We've been waiting all year for this glorious day! From the streets of Hammertown to the Calgary bars, We've travelled for Grey Cup, we've come from afar. The Posse's assembled, the beer's flowing free, And there's nowhere in Canada we'd rather be! [Chorus — The Canadian National Drunk] SOCIABLE! SOCIABLE! Raise up your glasses and give us a cheer! It's the Canadian National Drunk of the year! From Tigertown to Calgary, we're raising some hell, At the Spirit of Edmonton, we've stories to tell! SOCIABLE! SOCIABLE! The BoxJBoys are back and the Posse's in town, And nobody's leaving till the last beer goes down! [Verse 2 — Kilts, Helmets & Beads] We've got kilts on our asses and helmets up top, And a mountain of beads that just won't stop! The BoxJBoys are marching, a sight to behold, With a beer in each hand in the Calgary cold! Our Calgary Posse, they're brothers for life, Different mothers, same trouble, same grief from the wife! We may live miles apart, but our friendship stays true, And when Grey Cup rolls around, we're together as crew! [Verse 3 — Hammertown vs. Toronto] We're the boys from Hammertown, black and gold pride, And we'll cheer for the TiCats till the day that we die! To our friends up in Toronto, we say it with love, But there's one little message from the boys in the pub... ARGOS SUCK! ARGOS SUCK! We shout it out loud, Then buy all the Toronto boys a beer in the crowd! It's a rivalry, boys, but when all's said and done, We're Canadians together, just having some fun! [Chorus] SOCIABLE! SOCIABLE! Raise up your glasses and give us a cheer! It's the Canadian National Drunk of the year! From Tigertown to Calgary, we're raising some hell, At the Spirit of Edmonton, we've stories to tell! SOCIABLE! SOCIABLE! The BoxJBoys are back and the Posse's in town, And nobody's leaving till the last beer goes down! [Verse 4 — Win or Lose, We Drink the Booze] Maybe next year the TiCats will finally be there, And we'll paint the whole stadium black and gold, I swear! But until that day comes, there's one thing that's true, The BoxJBoys will show up with the whole bloody crew! WIN OR LOSE, WE DRINK THE BOOZE! That's the Grey Cup tradition we always choose! With our Calgary Posse, our brothers from different mothers, There's no better way to spend Grey Cup with each other! [Verse 5 — The Rules of Grey Cup] You spill, you swill, that's the rule of the land, And don't hold your beer in the wrong bloody hand! Buffalo Rules, boys, they're rules for life, Break 'em on Friday, you'll be drinking till night! Some poor bastard spills, and the whole room goes wild, He's wearing more beer than a three-year-old child! The Posse starts laughing, the BoxJBoys roar, And somebody yells, "Get that man one more!" [Bridge — Crowd Participation] WHO ARE WE? THE BOXJBOYS! WHERE WE FROM? HAMMERTOWN! WHO'S OUR CREW? THE CALGARY POSSE! WHAT'S THE RULE? YOU SPILL, YOU SWILL! BUFFALO RULES? FOR LIFE! WHAT ABOUT TORONTO? ARGOS SUCK! WIN OR LOSE? WE DRINK THE BOOZE! AND WHAT DO WE SAY? SOOOOOCIAAAAABLE! [Verse 6 — Spirit of Edmonton] At the Spirit of Edmonton, we're raising a toast, To the friends from the CFL we love the most. From the Riders to Bombers and the Stamps in red, We've all got a hangover waiting ahead! We only get together for a few days each year, But the stories get better with every cold beer. The Grey Cup's a game, but the friendships are gold, And we'll still be together when we're wrinkled and old! [Final Chorus — Full Pub Singalong] SOCIABLE! SOCIABLE! Raise up your glasses and give us a cheer! It's the Canadian National Drunk of the year! From Tigertown to Calgary, we're raising some hell, At the Spirit of Edmonton, we've stories to tell! SOCIABLE! SOCIABLE! With our kilts and our helmets, our beads and our crew, There's no bloody place we'd rather be than with you! WIN OR LOSE, WE DRINK THE BOOZE! With our Calgary brothers, there's no way to lose! The BoxJBoys are here, and we're raising a cheer, We'll be back for the Grey Cup again next year! [Outro — Slowing down, then one final roar] So here's to the boys and the friends that we've made, To the games that we've lost and the games that we've played. From Hammertown to Calgary, wherever we roam, The Grey Cup's the one place we all call home. And when the last beer's gone and the lights have gone down, We'll pack up our kilts and head back to our town. But remember one thing when we're out of your sight... BUFFALO RULES ARE FOR LIFE! YOU SPILL! YOU SWILL! ARGOS SUCK! WIN OR LOSE, WE DRINK THE BOOZE! SOOOOOCIAAAAABLE! 🍻
