[INTRO - SPOKEN] So... How many votes do you have? Fifty-three. Fifty-three?! Yeah. Free trial. [PAUSE] Oh, shit. [BEAT DROP] DA-DA-DA... DAT! [HOOK - FEMALE + MALE] VOTEPOCALYPSE! DA-DA-DA-DAT! FREE TRIAL! FIVE VOTES PER ACCOUNT! VOTEPOCALYPSE! DA-DA-DA-DAT! MAKE AN ACCOUNT! WATCH THE FILM! COME RIGHT BACK! [MALE] WHO WANTS VOTES? [FEMALE] I WANT VOTES! [MALE] WHO'S GOT VOTES? [ALL] EVERYBODY! [VERSE 1 - MALE] "I got fifty-three votes to give out right now!" DMs coming in like, "Bro, tell me how!" "I'm just giving back to the people, man," Meanwhile the leaderboard needs a bigger span. Higgsie asks, "Is this some kind of votepocalypse?" YES. Twenty accounts yesterday, Now we're counting by the hundreds. "Bro, this is crazy." "Yeah, a shitshow for sure." Then Grimwatch gets mentioned And the chat hits the floor. Keko now! Keko now! Everybody screaming, "KEKO NOW!" [BEAT CUT] Grimwatch getting votes From the apocalypse crowd! [HOOK] VOTEPOCALYPSE! DA-DA-DA-DAT! FREE TRIAL! FIVE VOTES PER ACCOUNT! VOTEPOCALYPSE! DA-DA-DA-DAT! WHO'S CHEATING? WHO'S NOT? [MALE] WHO CARES? [VERSE 2 - FEMALE] "I'll give my votes to people who didn't cheat." "Send me the list." "Only DM if you're clean." [PAUSE] "JK." "I DON'T GIVE A DAMN." My votes go to anybody, Grimwatch gets a few, I'd like to add a little chaos, What else am I gonna do? Amanda says, "That's cheating too!" He says, "Nah, what are they gonna do?" Five votes per account, Endless trials, Let the videos play While I go live my life. [MALE] "Who is this Higgsie God you guys all speak of?" [ALL] SHE'S OMNIPRESENT! [BEAT CUT] SEND PRAYERS TO HER DMS! [DROP - DOUBLE TIME] Da-da-da-data! Vote generation! Free trial activation! Mass participation! Account-account! Vote-vote! Five-five-five! Watch-watch-watch! One more account, One more vote, One more click, ONE MORE GO! Da-da-da-da-da-DAT! [CHANT] VOTE! VOTE! VOTE AGAIN! FREE! FREE! MAKE A FRIEND! FIVE! FIVE! PER ACCOUNT! DA-DA-DA... [BEAT CUT] **VOTEPOCALYPSE!** [VERSE 3 - MALE] Then Will walks in, "Glad to help, honest and fair," Showed the song to his girl, She said, "That's why you're never there?" [PAUSE] That's why you've been staying up late? Thought you were working. [BEAT CUT] And that's the moment He knew he fucked up. [ALL] OOOOOOOH! He retreats to his corner, Reviews on hold, Higgsie says, "Before you leave, Check out my comic though!" Everybody laughing, Nobody knows what's real, Then Grimwatch drops the theory That seals the deal. [BRIDGE - SPOKEN] Imagine a contest... Where you collect evidence Of everybody breaking the rules... [PAUSE] Then all the prize money Has to be returned... [PAUSE] And they run the whole machine again. [BEAT] Classic. [FINAL DROP] DA-DA-DA... DAT! VOTEPOCALYPSE! DA-DA-DA... DAT! FREE TRIAL! DA-DA-DA... DAT! FIFTY-THREE! DA-DA-DA... DAT! FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND! [ALL] WHO'S GOT THE VOTES?! [MALE] EVERYBODY! [ALL] WHO'S COUNTING?! [MALE] NOBODY! [ALL] WHO'S LOOKING INTO IT?! [BEAT CUT] THE TEAM! [FINAL BASS DROP] **DA-DA-DA-DAT!**
