[Verse] In the sky it looms so high Noodles wave as it flies by Glistening sauce in my eyes I don't believe its lies [Chorus] Fight the flying monster of spaghetti Not a Pastafarian Turn it into spaghetti confetti I'm a non-believer's champion [Verse 2] I'm not one for pasta faith Dodging meatballs in my wake Spaghetti tendrils snake I will not let them take [Chorus] Fight the flying monster made of spaghetti Not a Pastafarian Turn it into spaghetti confetti I'm a non-believer's champion [Bridge] Tentacles around me But I'll keep fighting on In a whirl of marinara I'll stand until it's gone [Verse 3] Dodging sauce so slick Fighting with each kick In this battle thick I will not be tricked [Final Chorus] Fight the flying monster made of spaghetti Not a Pastafarian Turn it into spaghetti confetti I'm a non-believer's champion To the Pastafarians I'm the Anti Christ The monster, I sliced Chopped it up, diced (AHHHHHHHHHHH!) yeah YEAH YEAH YEAH its gone
