[Verse 1] Sun comes up, she’s already gone, Blue little truck with the radio on. Cap pulled low and a grin on her face, Stanky’s hauling cargo all over the place. Engine’s buzzing like an angry bee, Tiny little pickup with a big personality. From Ai City roads to the countryside, If you need it delivered, she’s ready to ride! [Pre-Chorus] Stack it up, strap it down, She’s the smallest trucker around. Don’t laugh when you hear that motor whine— She’ll get there before you every time! [Chorus] Stanky the Trucker-Chan! Rolling in her little blue van— Well, technically a truck, And she don’t give a— Dang what anybody says! Stanky the Trucker-Chan! Hauling everything she can! Blue truck bouncing down the road, Three hundred kilos in the load! HONK HONK! MOVE IT, MAN! Here comes Stanky the Trucker-Chan! [Verse 2] Got food in the back and tools in a crate, Medical supplies and she’s running late. Some tin-head bandits wanna block her lane, She rolls down the window like, “Are you insane?” She’s got a little truck but a whole lotta nerve, Knows every shortcut and every curve. Mud on the tires, dust on her shirt, That little blue kei truck was built to work! [Pre-Chorus] Five-speed shifting, pedal down, Little blue blur tearing through town. Everybody knows when they hear that sound— Stanky and her truck are coming around! [Chorus] Stanky the Trucker-Chan! Rolling in her little blue van— “IT’S A TRUCK!” Okay! Okay! Don’t make Stanky pull over today! Stanky the Trucker-Chan! Hauling everything she can! Snacks, supplies, gear and more, She’ll dump the whole load at your door! HONK HONK! CLEAR THE SPAN! Here comes Stanky the Trucker-Chan! [Bridge] Big rigs laugh when she pulls into sight, Then Stanky passes ’em on the right. “Cute little truck!” somebody cries— She gives ’em that disgusted look in her eyes. Engine revs. “Say that again.” …Nobody says it twice. [Final Chorus] STANKY THE TRUCKER-CHAN! Queen of the road with a delivery plan! Little blue truck, mighty little machine, Hardest-working pickup you’ve ever seen! STANKY THE TRUCKER-CHAN! Give that girl a helping hand! When Ai City needs another heavy load— You’ll see that little blue truck Coming down the road! HONK! HONK! “GET OUTTA MY LANE!” STANKY THE TRUCKER-CHAAAAAN!
