For the Love of Cot

[Verse 1] Oh, great feline lord, why must you scream at 3AM? 🌙 Knocking over glasses, tearing through the night again! 😾 You sit upon your kingdom—yeah, the highest shelf you find, Looking down upon us mortals... like we’re simple in the mind! 😼 [Pre-Chorus] Shred guitar solo kicks in 🎸🔥 Is it love or is it spite?! (Meow!) You claw my leg, then purr real tight! 😻 You own my soul, I can't resist, For the love of Cat, I exist! [Chorus] 🎶 For the love of Cat! (Meow!) Why do you run when I just wanna pat? 😿 You scratch my face, then curl up and nap, Ohhh, for the love of Cat! [Verse 2] You ignore my calls, but if there’s food, you’re at my feet 🍗 You act like royalty—yet you still beg for treats! 🎭 One minute you adore me, the next you’re out the door, I swear you’re some divine beast… sent to keep me poor! 💸 [Pre-Chorus] (Epic soaring guitar melody) 🎸⚡ You knock down things just ‘cause you can! You sit in boxes, you hate the van! 🚗💨 You live for chaos, that’s a fact, For the love of Cat, I react! [Chorus] 🎶 For the love of Cat! (Meow!) I give you toys, but you play with my hat! 🎩 You steal my chair, then act like it’s that— Ohhh, for the love of Cat! [Bridge] (Soft, emotional build-up like Steve Vai’s solos) 🎶 "Ohhh… great feline overlord…" "Why do you sit… on my keyboard?!" ⌨️😾 "Why do you demand my love… then walk away?!" 🚶‍♂️💔 "And yet… despite it all… I am forever yours." 😿💕 (Cue explosive guitar solo, fingers flying at light speed while a choir of ghostly cats sings in the background—"Meow meow meow!") [Final Chorus] 🎶 For the love of Cat! (Meow!) You bite my hand, then collapse on my lap! 😆 I live to serve, yeah, it’s just like that, Ohhh, for the love of Cat! [Outro] (Dramatic whisper, fading into guitar sustain...) "The cat… was always in