Verse 1 Well, mama warned me, “Son, don’t play with fire,” But I found me a cowboy who just takes me higher. He brought a saddle bag, not the usual kind, Lord help me, y’all, what I found inside! Chorus Whips and chains, lordy mercy me, He’s got more leather than a biker meet. Spurs on his boots and glitter in his mane, Yeehaw, honey, bring them whips and chains! Verse 2 He said, “Bend over, boy, I’ll show you a trick,” I said, “Just don’t mess up my hair too quick.” Neighbors peekin’ through the window pane, Guess word gets ‘round ‘bout them whips and chains. Chorus Whips and chains, bless my soul, He’s ropin’ me in like a rodeo show. Strapped to the bed with a smile I can’t feign, Yeehaw, sugar, bring them whips and chains! Bridge Now don’t get shy, don’t look away, We’re just two-step dancin’ the cowboy way. Love’s a rodeo, wild and untamed, Especially with whips and chains! Final Chorus (big and silly): Whips and chains, lordy mercy me, Rhinestone cuffs and a pink pony. If you ain’t tried it, boy, don’t complain, You ain’t lived ‘til you’ve had whips and chains! Outro (spoken, campy drawl): “Well, giddy up, darling… and don’t forget the safe word: YEEHAW!”
