My Favorite Drink [Feat. Trash Waifu] - Cover of "My Favorite Signal" by @viiai

[Spoken word Intro] Hey. This one's for my favorite drink Without you I'd be doing something cringe like being sober or something. [Verse 1] In a city full of choices And a thousand liquid delights You're the beverage that I look for When I'm wandering through the night In the liquor store i hope to find you A shiny black label that shines through Every time the drink cooler door opens I secretly hope it's you You drifted into my stomach Like you always belonged there Now you've got me stumbling Throwing up chunks everywhere [Chorus] You're my favorite drink ten out of ten eighty proof If every drink was set before me I'd still end up drinking you You're my favorite drink Brightening up my trash alley days When the city's feeling noisy My Jack somehow cuts through the haze [Verse 2] You're the warning label that i just reread Cuz it makes me laugh hysterically [Spoken word: Mocking tone] "Caution may cause liver damage [Spoken word: Mocking tone, amused tone] "Please drink responsibly" [Spoken word: sarcastic tone, sarcasm] "Ok mom!" [raucous female laugh] "HAA ha wha Ha huh haha!! Every gulp and every drink Every late-night thing we share Turns an ordinary evening Into something rare Sometimes I catch myself wobblin Before I even know why Then I see you in my hand And suddenly I realize [Spoken word: drunk tone, slurred speech] "I'm fffuckin drunk" [Chorus] You're my favorite drink ten out of ten eighty proof If every drink was set before me I'd still end up drinking you You're my favorite drink A bit expensive for my taste So I sometimes have to steal you But I always get away [Bridge] Maybe it's the way you taste Maybe it's the way you pour Maybe it's the way you smell Maybe thats why i want more I don't need an excuse for alcohol abyuse so dont be a prick. Get me some jack get me my fix and I'll get on my knees and suck on your- ...wait what was i saying again? [Verse 3] Now the flavor tastes familiar Every drink feels less alone And you busted lil stains All over my dumpster home Every drink and sip Every load you've busted my way Was another sip to wet my whistle and help drunken up my day [Final Chorus] You're my favorite drink ten out of ten eighty proof If every drink was set before me I'd still end up drinking you You're my favorite drink The one I never refuse The city's full of booze But none of them go down like you You're my favorite drink Every other drink I think is wack And every day I'm thankful That I'm drunk off my ass on jack [Outro] So if you ever wonder Why I smile the way I do Heres what's up: I'm too drunk to give a fuck *Pops cap* "Ah..." "Burps"