[Intro] "Oh? You came for Bao? Hehehe... big mistake." Bao Bao! (Who’s that?) Bao Bao! (The whale is back!) Bao Bao! (Too much zoomies!) Chat, you can’t stop me now—SEND IT! [Interlude] [Break] [Verse 1] Ocean blue hair, a smug little grin Comfy streams, but I always win Gacha addiction? Yeah, it’s pain "Pulled 50 times... and got two mains." Singing sweet, then suddenly screams— "WHAAALE SUPREMACY!" Spilling my drinks? Yeah, I might But boing-boing knights stay in the fight! [Pre-Chorus] Oh no, chat’s wildin’ out (STOP!) Boba spilled, mic just cut out (IT’S FINE) Too much zoom, can’t slow down (SEND HELP) Whale noises MAXED RIGHT NOW! [Chorus] Bao Bao! (Rolling deep, I’m making waves!) Bao Bao! (Gacha pain but still we SLAY!) Bao Bao! (Too much zoom, I can't be tamed!) Come on, chat—SAY MY NAME! Bao Bao! (Whale gang, keep it LOUD!) Bao Bao! (Comfy streams but still so PROUD!) Bao Bao! (Gremlin queen, I wear the crown!) I’M TOO FAST, CAN’T SLOW DOWN! [Interlude] [Verse 2] Whale girl drip, hydrodynamic Genshin rolls? Purely tragic Chat says “pull,” I say "NO!" ...But I do it anyway tho. Sussy jokes? No, I’m pure! "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CHECK THE VOD?!" Meme queen? Yeah, that’s fact Speedrunning chat bans back to back [Pre-Chorus] Oh no, chat’s wildin' out (wait—WAIT!) Boba spilled, my mic is out (IT’S FINE) Too much zoom, can’t calm down (HELP) Whale noises ENGAGED NOW! [Chorus – BIG DROP!] Bao Bao! (Rolling deep, I’m making waves!) Bao Bao! (Gacha pain but still we SLAY!) Bao Bao! (Too much zoom, I can't be tamed!) Come on, chat—SAY MY NAME! Bao Bao! (Whale gang, keep it LOUD!) Bao Bao! (Comfy streams but still so PROUD!) Bao Bao! (Gremlin queen, I wear the crown!) I’M TOO FAST, CAN’T SLOW DOWN! [Interlude] [Bridge] Chat’s breaking, mods are crying (uh oh...) Stream’s lagging, bitrate's dying (not again!) Mic is peaking, ears are BLEEDING (TURN ME DOWN!) But guess what? We’re still STREAMING! [Final Chorus – MAX ENERGY] Bao Bao! (HYPER SPEED, NO CHILL MODE!) Bao Bao! (Too much fun, I might explode!) Bao Bao! (Whale girl drip, let’s overload!) This stream’s got GOD MODE! [Outro] Alright, that’s enough chaos for today Or is it? Nah, never. Bao Bao! (One last splash before I go!) Bao Bao! (Leave a mark, make it glow!) Bao Bao! (Whale gang, you already know!) We ain't stopping—ON WITH THE SHOW!
