
CREEPTAL - (Syntwaved - Green Riff Zone (by Ludwig - featJCplgd2b34t.BONUSTRACK)
[Intro: High-gain guitar riff with heavy electrical hum and static. Piano and Industrial siren blaring in the background.] [B34T🙂 - Spoken, flat 90s TTS robotic voice, completely devoid of intonation or emotion] WARNING. COOLANT LEAK DETECTED IN SECTOR FOUR. GREEN RAYS WITHIN PERMISSIBLE LIMITS. BEGIN AUDIO DIAGNOSTIC. [Verse 1 - Joe Caveirinha] Bright green fluid on the concrete floor My cybernetic jaw is locked once more Copper wires twisting in my spine I’m plugging my Gibson straight into the line High voltage buzzing through my hollow bone Welcome to the Green Riff Zone! [Chorus - Joe Caveirinha] GREEN RIFF ZONE! It’s burning in my hands! GREEN RIFF ZONE! Across the wasteland! Green light flashing, the amps blow out This is the place where the cyber-skeletons shout! [B34T🙂 - Backing vocals, flat 90s TTS robotic voice, completely devoid of intonation or emotion] AMPERAGE DANGEROUS. GUITARIST TEMPERATURE: CRITICAL. [Verse 2 - Joe Caveirinha] Sludge on my boots, static in my hair Poison in the water, toxic in the air I hit a heavy chord and the neon signs crack No turning off, no going back! My arm implant is glowing lime green Loudest damn sound that you’ve ever seen! [Chorus - Joe Caveirinha] GREEN RIFF ZONE! It’s burning in my hands! GREEN RIFF ZONE! Across the wasteland! Green light flashing, the amps blow out This is the place where the cyber-skeletons shout! [Bridge - Joe Caveirinha] More gain! Give me more volt! Tighten the wire! Fasten the bolt! My skeleton’s glowing under the skin Let the green noise in! [B34T🙂 - Dry, flat 90s TTS robotic voice, completely devoid of intonation or emotion] SYSTEM FAILURE IMMINENT. PLEASE STOP PLAYING THE GUITAR. [Joe Caveirinha - Screaming] NEVER! [Frenetic, extremely noisy guitar solo, mimicking short-circuit sounds] [Outro - Joe Caveirinha & B34T🙂] [Joe Caveirinha] GREEN RIFF ZONE! [B34T🙂 - Flat 90s TTS robotic voice, completely devoid of intonation or emotion] CORROSION COMPLETE. [Joe Caveirinha] GREEN RIFF ZONE! [B34T🙂 - Flat 90s TTS robotic voice, completely devoid of intonation or emotion] POWER GRID OVERLOADED. [Abrupt sound of a blown fuse followed by absolute silence] [B34T🙂 - Delivered during absolute silence, flat 90s TTS robotic voice, completely devoid of intonation or emotion] HAVE A NICE DAY.

