Bacon and Bad Decisions

[Intro] One! Two! One, two, three— OINK! [Verse 1] Alarm goes off at half past ten Already late... again, again Lost my wallet, lost my phone Left my shoes somewhere unknown Coffee cold, but that's okay Probably gonna spill today Somehow still made every plan Worse than when it first began [Pre-Chorus] Everybody says— "Get your life together!" ... Nah. [Chorus] We're bacon and bad decisions! Running on caffeine and poor conditions! Everybody's got a five-year plan— We're just hoping we can find the van! Whoa-oh-oh! We never learn! Whoa-oh-oh! Watch it burn! If growing up's the destination— We'll miss that exit every occasion! [Verse 2] GPS says "Turn around" Pretty sure we're in the wrong town Somebody forgot the merch Somebody forgot... The drummer. [Backing Vocals] "...Sorry." Borrowed gear from three more bands Signed the poster with our hands Played the encore first by chance Still somehow got fans to dance [Pre-Chorus] Everybody asks— "Was that intentional?" ... Absolutely. [Chorus] We're bacon and bad decisions! Zero regrets and zero permissions! Life's too short to play it safe— We're duct tape holding up the place! Whoa-oh-oh! We're still alive! Whoa-oh-oh! Somehow survived! If common sense was ever free— It definitely skipped over me! [Bridge] If we crash— We'll laugh. If we fail— Run it back. If we're broke— Half-price tacos! If we're lost— We'll call somebody's mom. [Breakdown] No maps! No plans! No clue! No chance! Still showed up— Still played loud— Still made everybody proud! [Final Chorus] We're bacon and bad decisions! Living proof that chaos has traditions! Every wrong turn brought us here— Now everybody grab a beer— ... Actually— Maybe a soda. We're trying to be responsible. A little. Whoa-oh-oh! Raise 'em high! Whoa-oh-oh! Here's to trying! If life's a mess— Then that's okay— We'll laugh about it anyway! [Outro] Was this the right venue? ... No. ... Should we still play? ABSOLUTELY! [Pig Snort + Guitar Feedback]