[Intro] Yeah it goes like this, I love pussy, I can’t resist. I’m addicted, I lose my mind, I need it all the time. ⸻ [Verse 1] Smooth like a cat, I don’t hold back, Young, old, skinny, fat. I don’t give a fuck, that’s the fact – I’m sick, I’m a nymphomaniac. Woke up one morning, one thing in my head, Called around for breakfast, no luck in bed. Took a shower, stepped outside, Met the post-lady on my morning ride. She was heavy, not hot, I thought fuck it “why not?” Said the right words, and damn it got hot. We went so hard the bed broke apart, Her ass so big I got scared of the dark. ⸻ [Chorus] I am a drive-by romantic, don’t panic, I am just a pussy loving maniac. I can’t stop. Brain says no, but the dick says why not. ⸻ [Verse 2] I was late to my new job, my boss was fire, She gave me the look, lit my desire. I said “why not,” she went insane, Wanted a spanking, I played that game. Lunch break came, and the lunch lady was fine, I thought “why not, one more time.” She said “call me mommy,” weird but sweet, I played the son, she gave me the treat. ⸻ [Chorus] I am a drive-by romantic, don’t panic, I am just a pussy loving maniac. I can’t stop. Brain says no, but the dick says why not. ⸻ [Verse 3] Back to work, I was late as hell, Boss looked pissed, yeah I could tell. I thought “fuck it, this break won’t end,” Got fired, went back home again. Down and broke, I needed a hit, Called around but nobody was lit. On the bus, just me and a granny, Bible in hand, flat ass – an old fanny. I knew it was wrong, but I can’t stop, My brain said no but my dick said, why not. ⸻ [Verse 4] I knew I needed therapy, I called the shrink, Maybe some clarity, a chance to think. I went, and wouldn’t you know it, she was hot, So I thought fuck it – why not. ⸻ [Outro] It can’t be healthy, I’m a drive-by romantic, Yeah, I need therapy! I’m a pussy loving maniac, that’s a fact.
