**Coffee Keeps Me Out of Jail** **Verse 1** Morning hits, I look half dead, Bad ideas inside my head. Then that kettle starts to sing, Coffee saves me from everything. Black as midnight, hot as hell, One good cup and I behave quite well. Before I talk, before I fail, Coffee keeps me out of jail. **Chorus** Coffee keeps me out of jail, Strong and black, it never fails. Keeps my temper on the rail, Coffee keeps me out of jail. Give me caffeine, give me peace, Watch the chaos slowly cease. No police and no bail, Coffee keeps me out of jail. **Verse 2** Someone says, “Just calm right down,” That is how you summon my frown. But hand me coffee, nice and slow, And suddenly I let things go. One more sip, I see the light, Maybe murder is impolite. So fill my mug, bring the pail, Coffee keeps me out of jail. **Chorus** Coffee keeps me out of jail, Strong and black, it never fails. Keeps my temper on the rail, Coffee keeps me out of jail. Give me caffeine, give me peace, Watch the chaos slowly cease. No police and no bail, Coffee keeps me out of jail. **Bridge** No courtroom drama, no flashing lights, Just coffee getting me through the nights. No orange jumpsuit, no prison mail, Because my coffee never fails. When the world gets far too loud, I hide behind my coffee cloud. Steam goes up, my rage goes down, Best damn drink in the whole damn town. **Final Chorus** Coffee keeps me out of jail, Dark roast running through my veins. One good mug and I prevail, Saving strangers from my complaints. Give me coffee, give me time, Help me stay away from crime. Black coffee, my holy grail, Coffee keeps me out of jail. **Outro** Black coffee. Big mug. Bad mood. One shrug. No sirens. No bail. Thank God— Coffee keeps me out of jail.
